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Mental Asylum [INVITE ONLY]

First up,

If you enter,

and you're not on the list

 

I will block you.

 

 


Invited:

 

-- A. Lee S.
-- Amera
-- And Hyetal
apples fell
-- belencia
-- blackday
-- c e ll a r . d oo r
-- Darkened Seraph
-- Death of the Author
-- DesolatELifE

-- Dienush
-- Ethereal One
-- evil tempest
-- EvilKate
-- exalted
-- February Moon
-- Friday
-- Fug-azi
-- geometry
-- GreenHrtPaleMoon

-- Laura Lamarca
-- Loveandblessings2u
-- luna-midnight
-- Lve in Vain
-- markgrif
-- Melissa Gayle
-- Midnight Dreamer
-- Midnight-x-Rose
-- Naridill
-- NickN
-- notorious
-- PerfectImperfection
-- Phineas Red
-- Puking Faerie Dust
-- Rakerman1
-- red violence up
-- Ryno
-- seraphim shock
-- SilentMoonlight
-- Tangled Angle
-- the atlantic
-- the sepia vitamin
-- trista
-- valor
-- whispernthedark
-- xDemonicxAngelx

 

 

 

If I've crossed you out, it means you have entered. You can still always change your entry.

If I've hyphened you, it means I am sure you are aware of this contest.

 

 


 

 

Yeah, I must be mental.

 

I've been planning this for a round about 3 weeks now. This includes adding people, choosing prompts, putting you in groups [although last minute I got rid of them] and so on and so forth - none of which any of you are even remotely interested in. Admit it.

 

Anyway, a whole shit load of people on my favourites list write so scarcely that I'm not even sure it's a tease anymore. This is my chance to make you all get on your lazy arses and start writing.

 

I've chosen a whole lot - everyone on my favourites except a small few. You guys are going to write whether you like it or not. I should probably get to the point around now.

 

 

 


 

 

NOTES:

 

1. You can pick up your prompts in this column: http://allpoetry.com/column/show/2347397

 

2. This contest will be open for as long as ANYONE needs time. Yup, that's right - you ultimately should write. Everyone of you. I don't care if I have this contest running for 6 months, you must write.

 

3. If you want to break my heart and plan not to enter, you must tell me. This is the reason I don't like holding invite contests anymore - I must hear from you if you're not gonna enter. I can't hold everyone back unnecessarily.

 

4. Your prompts are not final. If you do not like yours [even after a lot of thinking I went through] you can ask for another one. And another. The key thing is that eventually, you are writing.

 

5. Once you have seen this contest and know that you have been invited - you MUST comment on this contest page. THIS IS IMPORTANT. Because this way I will know whether you have seen the contest yet or not!!!!!

 

6. If you have gotten a picture, although you get a small preview on the column, I would advise to click the link. It gives you a bigger picture as well as the title.

 

7. CREDIT is IMPORTANT. Add it in your author's notes!

 

 

 

 

I think that'll be all? I mean, you all are sensible people - that's why you are on my favourites.

 

 

 

 

Probable Point Allocation:

Gold: 1000

Silver: 500

Bronze: 250

HM: 100

 

 

I don't know how this will be done because AP has decided to only allow 5 HM's per contest. SO I will most likely end up with around 5 - 6 gold/silver/bronze trophies. And you can calculate the HM's. That's a round about 12000 points in total. That's why the points are low.

 

BEFORE any of you send me a whole load of points, know that I do not need them. I always have more than I need and have been using less of my points for this contest specifically.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So...

what are you waiting for?

 

 

Go.


 do not forget to comment on this page!!!

 

Contest is Over

Contest Winners

  1. by the atlantic 64 lines, 20 comments, on Mar 30 7:06 PM. In Personal
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. by autarky 59 lines, 24 comments, on Nov 11 10:18 PM 2008
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4807236, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  4. new city, old country-
    by EvilKate 65 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 14 9:06 AM 2008. In Contemporary, Transgender, Transition
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. by Darkened Seraph 44 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 9 6:45 AM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. endless summer days
    pure joy of friendship,
    by Ethereal One 15 lines, 15 comments, on Nov 9 10:33 PM 2008. In Life, Dark, Pain, Thoughts, Contest
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. by whispernthedark 32 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 15 2:40 PM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. A handle of Gentleman Jack will help me through.....
    by NickN 26 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 28 1:39 AM 2008. In Angst, Pain, Personal
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • autarky
    November 8, 2008
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    you crazy, yo.

    haha yeah i will try to enter, despite the fact that in general, everyone on your list is REALLY CRAZY GOOD. >_<

    i think i like my prompt. thanks!!!


    • notorious
      November 8, 2008
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      You ARE including yourself in the "REALLY CRAZY GOOD" arena, right?


  • slicedman
    November 8, 2008
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    Once upon a time

    The memorial festered in my mind.
    Give you a ring when this is all finish?
    For love, it is never too late to mend,
    Be in love with you never diminish.
    Hope our obstacle will soon vanish,
    Seriously, my heart was sunk in thought,
    Memorize of you by day and by night.

    Today Lynfield Community Church Sermon:
    Occasion: Patrick Lam's Baptism
    Theme: Christian Marriage
    Readings: Psalm 45, Matthew 19:1-12

    Love's a disease. But curable. Rose Macaulay 1881-1958: Crewe Train (1926)
    Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. H. L. Mencken 1880-1956: Chrestomathy (1949)

    A conversation between a psychiatrist and her schizophrenic patient.
    Doctor: Have you got any of the symptoms since you were last seeing me?
    Patient: Yes. I am suffering from this delusion again.
    Doctor: How did you feel after having this new medication?
    Patient: It provided me with a clearer mind. But it is giving me that bloody headache sometime!
    Doctor: From a scale of 1 to 10, tell me how close are you to the reality?
    Patient: I really couldn't put a number to it. I thought my wife is still talking to me via the media. Could you please tell me her number?


    • Never Fall in Love
      November 8, 2008
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      I'm sorry ... but I have no idea whatsoever, why you chose to put that bit of information here.


  • xxRainbowDawnxx
    November 8, 2008
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    some WONDERFUL writers here...you'll have a really tough job judging this!

  • xxRainbowDawnxx
    November 8, 2008
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    Lol didn't even notice was on the list when scanning til you mentioned haha :]

    it's pretty. Kind of reminds me of the sinking feeling I have at the moment.


  • PANDAmonium
    November 8, 2008
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    Wow you sure know me xD You pick a quote by one of my favorite authors. And pick a quote about one of my favorite things. Dreams. I'll try to come up with something good for you!

    And sorry I havn't been writing lately. My muse just isn't that active much anymore

  • the sepia vitamin
    November 8, 2008
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    oh this is so cool! and no French, I promise. haha.

    wow, what an amazing list of writers. I definitely wouldn't want to judge this! haha

  • slicedman
    November 8, 2008
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    oh... I wrote my poem, and looked for contest afterward

    Hi Chandni, nice meeting you! I guess you have a minimum 20 lines requirement. I sure hasn't realised your column before I putting it here. I don't wanna get blocked by you but would love to share my loving feeling. The title "mental asylum" caught my eyes. Actually I got baptised today. So I thought why not sharing my love with a host nickname herself "never fall in love". Your profile is wonderful. I guess you must have done it using Macromedia fireworks. Sorry for the inconvinence.


  • blackday
    November 9, 2008
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    comment.


  • sideways hourglass
    November 9, 2008
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    Thanks, but no thanks.
    <3


  • Fug-azi
    November 9, 2008
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    I'm in

    ... no subfusc


  • Darkened Seraph
    November 9, 2008
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    Oh god not another contest Distance hmmm tragic hmm, I wonder if i can relate my current experiences into the poem


  • Darkened Seraph
    November 9, 2008
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    i wanna put religious background at the start will this be allowed? pwease


  • luna-midnight gold member
    November 9, 2008
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    lol. psycho


    i'd love to enter...once i get a chance

    BUT I WILL!

    ummmmmmm i dont know about the picture though, i can do something with it, but unsure.lol





    p.s. i deicded im staying...gah....i had so many head aches from thinking about it

  • And Hyetal
    November 9, 2008
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    you. are evil.

    I'll write if you can find my muse. a poster about her is stapled on the 'missing children' bulletin board.


  • Darkened Seraph
    November 9, 2008
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    hehe and once again I WIN FIRST TO ENTRE


  • Ryno
    November 9, 2008
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    WHY MUST YOU KICK US IN THE ARSE


  • xDemonicxAngelx
    November 9, 2008
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    Yay I'm there! I shall try and come up with something for you.


  • Ethereal One gold member
    November 9, 2008
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    Okee doekee....


  • Phineas Red
    November 10, 2008
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    I have seen this; looking at prompts now.

    hahahah.

    you know me too well.

    i'm in.


  • sailor ptolema
    November 10, 2008
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    oh!!! i shall do my best to enter this as quickly as possible
    thanks for the invite, i'm all flattered and shit


  • c e ll a r . d oo r
    November 10, 2008
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    bah. who would keep me on my toes if i didn't have you?

    >.<

    i will enter, but it may take me forever [not literally]; but it might be like tomorrow or the next


  • Puking Faerie Dust gold member
    November 10, 2008
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  • SilentMoonlight
    November 10, 2008
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    LOL love the prompt I got - I used to be proud of the suicidal poems I wrote.

    I'll do my best for you love!!!!!


    Jordanne


  • Cerulean Sunrise
    November 10, 2008
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    I am in. Will be written sometime before spring.. I promise. lol


  • PerfectImperfection
    November 10, 2008
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    I seen it & am honored you would invite me. I will get something in for this ...



  • Loveandblessings2u gold member
    November 10, 2008
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    I read and will reserve
    i have no clue what my prompt is yet,
    got to go look, later for now. i will
    try to make you proud LoL.

    Granny

    How is it that you know me so well.
    I love my prompt,


  • trista gold member
    November 10, 2008
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    Again??? Actually, I think it's pretty awesome you put so much effort into getting your favs to write...heaven knows I'd write even fewer poems (which is hardly ppossible) if it weren't for you. Sad, I know. Umm...I may need a reminding link to that form though...

    s
    ~J.


  • iverbthenoun
    November 10, 2008
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    comment!


  • EvilKate
    November 10, 2008
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    Yes yes - I bookmarked it already - now stop sending me reminder messages, you evil evil byatch!


  • Exodus gold member
    November 11, 2008
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    aye aye cap-i-tan!


  • February Moon gold member
    November 11, 2008
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    I'll enter in a few days, I just got my wisdom teeth out and I'm in pain and currently look like a chipmunk preparing for its long winter nap.


    • Never Fall in Love
      November 11, 2008
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      lol, just remind yourself of the frustratin we'll go through if we have to wait til after winter


  • Empathy Reborn
    November 11, 2008
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    I'll do it


  • whispernthedark Greeters member
    November 11, 2008
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    thanks for the invite, I have been slacking a little lately. I am bookmarking this.


    whisper

  • unraveled
    November 11, 2008
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    aww thanks chandni, i will make sure to write something for this.

    haha, i scrolled down and none of the prompts were doing anything for me till i got to mine, and i like it thank you


  • A. Lee S.
    November 12, 2008
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    sdfgyuihgfdfgh!

    Whoops! Sorry... I sneezed!


  • Rakerman1
    November 13, 2008
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    A tough prompt....it may take some time but I will try to write something for this. >)


  • Death of the Author
    November 16, 2008
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    2. This contest will be open for as long as ANYONE needs time. Yup, that's right - you ultimately should write. Everyone of you. I don't care if I have this contest running for 6 months, you must write. - good for me then.

    "Points are low". You're right, this is the mental asylum and you're the fucking patient!

    • Never Fall in Love
      November 16, 2008
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      not good for you...
      especially for you

      loll!
      You know in my last contest how the points were so I'm not saying anything


  • Dienush
    November 21, 2008
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    oops. sorry I forgot


  • Age of Rain
    November 22, 2008
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    I entered... go figure. I hope its ok. Love ya all!


  • Naridill gold member
    November 24, 2008
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    I've read.

    I haven't written a poem since the last one I posted. I am not sure I can.

    But for you.
    I will try.

    I will come back on tonight [hopefully] or tomorrow. And will stay till it's done.


    Plus, I fell in love with the prompt you gave me.
    You know me too well, even my moods


  • Ryno
    November 26, 2008
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    I dunno if I commented already or not in this sea.

    Comment/re-comment.


  • And Hyetal
    November 28, 2008
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    I'm scared. I still don't know what to write.


  • Puking Faerie Dust gold member
    December 1, 2008
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    yoooo
    cross my name out nucka!


  • xDemonicxAngelx
    December 16, 2008
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    I've been working on mine for a few days now!
    I don't wanna let you down.


  • Empathy Reborn
    December 17, 2008
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    ummmm... i guess i'll try


  • notorious
    December 21, 2008
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    I will...
    just need more time.
    LMAO.

  • the sepia vitamin
    December 22, 2008
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    I'm FINALLY done school stuff so now I have more time to write. (well, I'd have more time to write if I wasn't being called in to do full day shifts... but that's besides the point)

    but I haven't forgotten about this.


  • chloris
    December 31, 2008
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    omg i must enter! i didn't know it still existed!!!


  • Laura Lamarca gold member
    January 2
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    My name wasn't down and


    and...




    hmmm...




    I gatecrashed


    Hope you don't mind


    Thanks for the invite

  • I'm writing for this right now. almost done.

  • don't forget to reopen this

    unless you want to close it?


  • Ryno
    January 9
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    oopsie.

    i didn't enter.


  • And Hyetal
    January 18
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    almost.


  • Cannonsfire gold member
    February 10
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    You got some good ones here

  • xDemonicxAngelx
    February 11
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    Too many good people here
    I might cry.
    You know I've re-written mine about 500 times, so now I'm gonna start again.
    But I will enter and that's a promise!


  • DesolatELifE
    March 3
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    I read somewhere the other day that contests that keep having the closing date forwarded will eventually be closed by the big guys, so you better start kicking some bottoms.


  • the atlantic
    March 20
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    i will be here within 6 days, promise


  • PANDAmonium
    March 21
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    Chandni! You still have me as Midnight Dreamer! xD


  • the atlantic
    April 8
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    you might as well close this. i'm slow as fuck

  • mine seems to have been deleted.

    aww. .*. don't know why.

  • A. Lee S.
    June 10
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    31 entries...

    but 32 crossed out??
    13 no shows... kind of fitting;
    realizing a 69 % turnout. Not so bad.
    You're stubborn and tenacious...
    whoa... a force to be reckoned with.
    More power to you.
    Sincerely, Mr. E. Russ

    • haha, for having it open for 7 months now, I should damn well have that turnout

      and lol, nah, it looks perfect


  • A. Lee S.
    June 10
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    PS. Does my bowtie make me look fat?

  • Wow... I had forgotten about this one it had been so long ... Needless to say I ended up deleting my entry before you judged.

    Best wishes to all!!!

  • Thank you for the honorable mention. Congrats to the winners!

    whisper

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