There's this song I hear now &
again, one that makes me
chuckle each time, and I was
thinkin' that it would make a
great prompt here on AP. I had it
all figured out, use the lyrics & title
as a way for guys to reach down,
get a grip & tell all you ladies just
what kinda guys they really are...
But guess what?
Nope!
I wan't all you fine ladies
to get in touch with your
masculine side, let us
know how you view us ~
but write as if you were a guy!
Now remember, none of that sensitive,
sissy stuff! You get to be a guy, darnit,
so act like one! 
This is for fun, you won't be graded on yer
grammar, punctuation & such ~ but please
use common sense & spell check!
Please, no cussin', as this is open to
the youngins.
Also, just because you get to have a pair
for this contest, we don't need to see 'em
swingin' around (no erotic/porn).
No line limit, but please be reasonable!
Rhyme, free-verse, whatever makes
yer knuckles drag
Don't worry, ladies
Wait 'til you see what I've got planned
for the guys!
http://allpoetry.com/contest/2425389
There may be a Round 2, we'll let you know ~
my wife & I may even ask the finalists for suggestions!
Let's go girls, time to be guys!
Brad Paisley ~ I'm Still A Guy ( Click HERE for the vid)
When you see a deer you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnic
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You're probably thinking that you're going to change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up but no matter what
I'm still a guy
When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk, naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment
I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
But remember, I'm still a guy
I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way"
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well, what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I'm still a guy
I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox
With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy
Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on December 15, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 4 people
- Final notes: Hello & thank you for entering ROUND 1 of 2 (3?) Battle of the Sexes ~ Ladies 1st!
All the entries were great & we really appreciate your support of this contest. I will tell you, the guys...Well, they couldn't walk as well in your shoes as you did in their boots ~ y'all got 20 entries to their 15! I have their contest open for ONE more day to see if they can up the ante, so if you know any guys in touch with their feminine side, please send them over! http://allpoetry.com/contest/2425389
This is NOT a PIF contest, however the TOP 7 are invited to Round 2, which will be against the TOP 7 Guys! We will let you know when, but rest assured: it will be after the Holidays.
Gold: Man I Don't Want to be a Woman
Silver: The Other Half
Bronze: Saturday
HMS: (not in any order)
A Man View of Things
Let's Go Dancin
The Rule
Guys Can Never Stay True
Thanks again & we look forward to seeing the winners in the next round!
Enjoy the Holidays ~
Tim & Lisa
Contest Winners
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by Starz of Heaven 14 lines, 15 comments, on Oct 26 6:12 PM 2008. In noguest, Humor
Gold trophy winner
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guess ill git up, stretch, grunt and scratch some stuff *sex*
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I get up early
run my hands through my hair• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [16]
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hunny i love ya
but i can no longer hold my tongue• Commented on by judge. -
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They say we fart and burp all day,
well they spend 2 hours on their hair.by xxRainbowDawnxx 46 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 26 3:03 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
When I return home aftwer workin'
And there's no dinner waitin on me• Commented on by judge. -
If I were a boy,
I'd roll out of bedby missparxxx 37 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 29 5:46 PM 2008. In Thoughts• Commented on by judge. -
First off,
let me say,• Commented on by judge. -
Oh come on Baby don't be mad,
I'll do something about your flowersby Rheea 13 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 5 8:20 PM 2008
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you see it how i see it
and know deep downby Ayza Love 20 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 18 4:04 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
by Susan E. Pennycuff 36 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 18 7:07 PM 2008. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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Good luck, ladies! Have fun
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Xianaria listen you get a blue ribbon just for this contest layout and language. This sounds so hillarious and fun! LOL
Beautiful job!
Paul -
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Thank you~
Perhaps you'll grace us with an entry in the men's contest?
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This look like a very good idea for a contest. I might enter. I wish your awesome contest good luck!
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Thank you~
Would love to see you enter!
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I DID IT!!
Great contest idea... I found the men's version and was directed to this one, so of course...I had to get a try! -
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I found the men's version and was directed to this one. So...of course I had to give it a try. This was an excellent idea for a contest!
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Great! Thank you!
Now, it's anon, so shhh lol I don't know whose entry is which.
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Amazing!! This is so good!! I LOVE IT!!!
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Thank you~
Please join us!
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guys are sissys
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Then join us, tell us how you feel ~ but from a guy's perspective 
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here you go:
I hold my tongue
and let glare the emotions of my body,
foreplayed to her skin,
there is nothing to say
I dont care how much it hurts
I'll keep to myself,
this stubron strut
of who I am,
better than the rest
i want to show them
how strong i am,
so i hope she understands
when i throw her away,
it's just the way I am
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I meant in the contest
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haha, that suxxs, why should i enter it?>
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Are you saying you ain't woman enough to out-guy a guy?
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no. i'm saying i'm woman enought to out guy a guy without trying
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lol. what
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We'll see... I write all my short stories as a guy; don't know why, it's just easier. Poetry, however, seems a bit more difficult
I may be back
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If I only had a clue , I never have and never will.
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scratch that I am no longer where I was!!!!!!!
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LOL ~ join us!
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ok I will
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*laughs* Oh, this sounds like so much fun! I'll definitely be coming back for this in a day or two!
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Great! We look forward to your entry!
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Thanks for gold
back to be a women now lol
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You haven't seen Round 2 yet
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I can only imagine
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