I'm seeking limericks! Please include a proper limerick of your choosing. Multiple entries are allowed, as are prewritten poems, but they must be in the strict style of a limerick. All users who submit inappropriately formatted poems will be messaged for revision, and all entries that are not revised will be deleted. Sorry!
Below is an example of a limerick:
An epicure, dining at Crewe,
found quite a large mouse in his stew,
said the waiter, "Don't shout,
and wave it about,
or the rest will be wanting one too!"
-Anonymous
Extra appreciation for witty limericks but all subjects and directions are accepted!
Below is an example of a limerick:
An epicure, dining at Crewe,
found quite a large mouse in his stew,
said the waiter, "Don't shout,
and wave it about,
or the rest will be wanting one too!"
-Anonymous
Extra appreciation for witty limericks but all subjects and directions are accepted!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on November 9, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 400
- Final notes: Cheers- thanks for entering your limericks! I've ordered and judged the contest.
Contest Winners
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A brazen young lady from Iver,
drove as naked as Lady Godiva,by Lily of the Valley 17 lines, 30 comments, on Jul 25 11:11 AM 2008. In Humor, Limerick
Bronze trophy winner
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I’ve not many virtues remaining, / though it’s only myself I am blaming. / It is at my own cost, / my virginity’s lost. / But I’ve still go• Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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A fine nobleman prim and sincere
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Gold trophy winner
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Of a girl who was potless but prettyby liltandrhyme 17 lines, 24 comments, on Apr 27 6:06 PM 2005. In Humor• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
I once fed the family poodle
With some leftover stale apple strudelby liltandrhyme 4 lines, 17 comments, on Apr 22 3:15 PM 2005. In Humor• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
I won't be submitting,
I've had it, I'm quittingby liltandrhyme 6 lines, 11 comments, on May 26 3:03 PM 2005. In Humor• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
There once was a fellow named Bruce / Whose morals were terribly loose / the townsfolk all stopped / when his trousers he dropped / as hisby liltandrhyme 5 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 27 7:32 PM 2007• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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by liltandrhyme 7 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 21 6:05 PM 2005. In Humor• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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There once was a fella named Fletcher
in a hospital hall on a stretcherby davidwright 7 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 24 8:13 AM 2008. In Contest• Viewed by judge. -
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There was a young girl called stace,
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There was an old woman who had a few beers
a toothless old sole along in her yearsby davidwright 4 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 24 8:48 AM 2008. In Contest• Viewed by judge. -
I once knew a lady named Lynn
who spent all her time drinking ginby davidwright 4 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 24 9:28 AM 2008. In Contest• Viewed by judge. -
Her love is a mystical castle,
cold stone in logistical hassle,by kaibab 11 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 24 10:49 AM 2008
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There was a young slacker named Dell
when he drank he'd give out a yellby davidwright 4 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 24 12:54 PM 2008• Viewed by judge. -
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There was a young girl named Sally, / who loitered in many an alley. / She got her come uppance, / when a man paid her tuppence, / but for• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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by Vera Rich 4 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 30 12:22 AM 2008• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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by Vera Rich 4 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 30 12:26 AM 2008• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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by Vera Rich 4 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 30 12:34 AM 2008• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Good idea for a contest love
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