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Fuck me

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Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on October 23, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100
  • Final notes:
    well this was a fun contest and it went surprisingly well
    a good variety of writes
    which were all a pleasure to read
    I really wanted something outside the box so to speak and so chose the ones which i found most creative with a balance of poeticism and good flow
    I really enjoyed every entry and thank you all for making this as fun as fuck

Contest Winners

  1. by nevadapoet 45 lines, 26 comments, on Oct 18 8:32 PM 2008. In Contest, Adult, Humor, Abstract, Freewrite
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. by Dalaney 37 lines, 52 comments, on Oct 21 6:41 PM 2008. In Adult, Contemporary, Naughty, Humour
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. by Lavender Butterfly 27 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 18 4:44 AM 2008. In Adult, Sex, Thoughts
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

Entries [18]

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  • Cannonsfire
    October 18, 2008
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    I told you to go buy the dog first!


    • sheltered
      October 18, 2008
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      are you calling me a dog fucker?
      I get enough of that at work


  • kiwigirljacks gold member
    October 18, 2008
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  • sheltered
    October 18, 2008
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    another drink
    another hoot
    another soul
    another boot


  • DolceVito gold member
    October 18, 2008
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    Not tonight, dear, I have a headache


  • DolceVito gold member
    October 18, 2008
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    I have to cook my Italian sausage for dinner tomorrow


    • sheltered
      October 18, 2008
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      ouch!


      • DolceVito gold member
        October 18, 2008
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        Can't write this sort of poem without foreplay


        • sheltered
          October 18, 2008
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          good luck with that... lol


          • PassionsPromise gold member
            October 18, 2008
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            dont want to even know about the foreplay...but still laughing at the comment about u sheltered dear being a dog fucker or I mean walker good grief...

            SAUSAGE...ummm im, getting hungry


  • Blueskywonder
    October 18, 2008
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    oohlala... now that grabs your focus


    • sheltered
      October 18, 2008
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      like Boston once said
      don't hold back...
      I think but maybe i'm just drunk


  • Floorboards
    October 18, 2008
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    Fuck you

  • PassionsPromise gold member
    October 18, 2008
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    Okay FUCK ME?

    Hmm is it suppose to be a FUCK ME poem, as in FUCK ME, or is it more like Fuck me poem, Like you always Fuck me?

    DAMNIT MAN Could at least say Tory, make the pages fucking burn. And i would know what to do..this just leaves me wondering..


    • sheltered
      October 18, 2008
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      too many questions... lol


    • Glasyalabolas
      October 19, 2008
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      Or it could always be "Fuck Me!", as in an exclamation of incredulity. But that tends to be more of an Anglo/Australian usage.

      The reason I say that is I certainly don't want to fuck him, unless in the Argh, Fuck Him! sense, it's just a personal thing, unless he has a good ol' vagina, in which case I might be game (as long as no-one tells me missus).


      • sheltered
        October 19, 2008
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        lol
        if i didn't have so many great entries (no pun intended)
        already i might regret having this contest


  • notorious
    October 19, 2008
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    "Fuck me" is a popular expression
    often utilized
    in a completely non-sexual way...
    mostly in the face of frustration.

    And then there's the literal version.


    • sheltered
      October 19, 2008
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      exactly so this is a purely innocent contest
      and some yucky people just have dirty minds

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