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Obscure beards and other hairy wonders

Dont be fooled that little girl is dangerous

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I think anyone who would respond to such a title must be a little bit strange and thus exactly the sort of person i want

What i dont want:

No angsty whines unless its just so forlorn and beautiful im moved to tears,

No erotica unless its pitched somewhere between a dildo and a bunch of roses, please, no windswept daisies, no I cupped her nipples than took my love muscle, gliding it into her juicy clam kind of stuff please, but if you absolutely must go overboard because youre some hard up tool please make it funny and short

No rhyme. unless you can make it melt. but Im likely to hate it and you, and your bound to know when I make no comment.

What i might possibly want

i like subtlety, i like menace, I can handle obscure, I like beauty but talking about dew droppy roses makes me hurl

 

You could write me a sad song like this maybe

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=xalI882fysg&feature=PlayList&p=8E0054BD87B87C96&index=5

apologies for the bad footage

Rants against advertising encouraged. Are we really that stupid?

Love. I dont want conventional love. That doesnt mean I want S&M freaks either. I think Id like something on intellectual love. Extra points for someone who gets something out of that one.

Details, things that stick in your head

Physical imperfections, livestock, holy handgrenades all acceptable.

If you know me, if we chat, believe me thats not many of you, I wouldnt mind you writing something to me, for me. I dont have a problem with favouritism. maybe you could tell me how ive got it goin on, germaine style eg:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=LtfQg4KkR88


So overall, and i think the bottom line is Id like it to mean something. But hey, if its just a piece of mindless fluff, why not enter it anyway.

I have trouble making rules

i may not comment

I like people with thick skins, who notice things.

You could write about the issues, thats the real issues, though like the following:

eg http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=TLEK0UZH4cs

or not


Id like to limit this to 18 and over, but hey if your under that and you really want to go ahead, go ahead, but Id rather not hear about teenage struggles and cutting-youre all just in heat at that age. if your in heat and over that age, well, i dont mind so much.


Just do something for fucks sake.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on October 27, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 350, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 5 people
  • Final notes:
    As there are only 8 entries im giving 3 trophies and 5 honourable mentions, your all winners!!! awwww..


    the beast of betrayal is a simple but strong piece...has a nice rhythm, a removed feel...

    Darwinism of amore had a rather begrudging imagery to it that i really liked,

    i crawl forth
    as primordial ooze
    that gets trapped in your treads,
    carried onto barren land,
    and scraped off
    before entering thy domain.

    Thoughts of banana and peaces i have to credit what i thought was my favourite line of all the entries
    ie i became a slave to the bedbugs,

    Darkness, she came to my bedside
    Held me in her arms of regret
    I became a slave of the bedbugs

    Dirty 2 gets my vote for some of the strongest lines in the contest, it got my interest despite rhyming, and wove a kind of saga about it...well done booger

    The camel cigarette box really got one of the prompts dead to rights, and made me laugh

    sideshow meant something to me. there was a clear lament in it despite the facetiousness, an im not really allright, im fine sentiment

    pal- there were certain lines in this that just gave a cold atmosphere to the thing. for some reason i found

    I stand guard
    beside my sweetest friend
    the one that devours,
    no questions asked,
    when you meet your end

    bathed in a cold devotion. whisper i thought this was you,

    little girl giggling was short, but quite memorable, liked what this person did with the menace....grew slowly on me this one.

    so very hard to judge

    in the end, little girl giggling came from nowhere, placing 6th most of the race. nice little filly, she came home well. Just had some impact that seeped in

    Pal 2nd you were pipped

    sideshow 3rd

    now piss off and find something to do,
    eat tiramasu with long spoons,
    braid your beards in thoughtfulness
    unbraid them in freedom
    and fly forth my pretties
    hair follicles on that great big beard that is life.

Contest Winners

  1. by kitsmith 8 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 12 3:03 PM 2008. In Weird, Dark
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. by whispernthedark 22 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 12 8:39 PM 2008. In Angst, Pain, Other, Sad, Contest, Dark, Life, Love
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Ladies and gentlemen!
    Step right up!
    by ParadoxFry 31 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 12 2:42 PM 2008. In relationships, thoughts, personal, feelings, humor, love
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. by kermie4201 23 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 12 1:48 PM 2008. In Humor, Adult, Lost in thought
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. The gates of Hell have fully opened,
    the people’s fate she has already sealed
    by Bosiarbooger 55 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 12 4:45 PM 2008. In Contest, Dark, Fantasy, Death, Anger, Hate, Murder
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. Check this out ...Oh well its just my thought
    by Antipodi 34 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 26 7:38 PM 2008. In Contemporary, Weird, Thoughts
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. I'm treading water
    in a boiling sea of mercury
    by lunarlunacy 12 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 26 7:34 PM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. Betrayal crouches in thick weeds
    A tiger watching my every move
    by vampedvixen 16 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 12 1:59 PM 2008. In Sad, Society, Thoughts, Weird
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • whispernthedark Greeters member
    October 12, 2008
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    AWESOME! I'm bookmarking, but I won't dare enter unless I get it right (which is a rarity). Can't wait to read these entries


    whisper


  • kitsmith
    October 12, 2008
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    i like your tone of voice in this


  • Bosiarbooger gold member
    October 12, 2008
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    how badly will you hate me for. A LOT I HOPE


  • Lj-
    October 12, 2008
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    This is very possibly the absolute best contest page I have ever read.


  • whispernthedark Greeters member
    October 12, 2008
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    hey there sweetie, will you soak up my drops of clemson?


  • whispernthedark Greeters member
    October 30, 2008
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    thank you sooooooooooooooo much for silver



    whisper

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