Choose TWO and ONLY TWO of the items below, incorporate them into your poem, and quite simply, knock my f#$%ing socks off.
1. Knee socks
2. Ben-Wa balls
3. Wasabi
4. Volkswagon Bug
5. Nut cracker
6. Cast iron skillet
7. Warm beer
8. Gold tooth
9. Brown paper bag
10. Fish bowl
11. Brass bed
12. Dominoes
13. Paperback novel
14. Crucifix
15. Sun flowers
16. Black bra
17. Broken cigarette
18. Ice water
19. Billboard
20. Tongue
Free Verse only
Put chosen items in a/n
No line limit, but keep it within reason
Left align
Plain background/readable font
Editing allowed until contest ends
Label appropriately
NO reservations
Entries that go in wild directions will naturally
end up in one of three places: Gold, Silver, Bronze
Have fun!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on October 2, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 500, Silver: 250, Bronze: 150, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: each entry was like an appetizer...and oh, i want more! wonderful job done by everyone, and if you didn't place, please don't feel that i did not appreciate or enjoy what you created. i DID! congrats to the winners - what a variety! love, lane
Contest Winners
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by Just a poet 86 lines, 13 comments, on Sep 22 12:21 PM 2008. In Adult, Contemporary, Free Verse, Humour, Humor• Commented on by judge.
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The broken cigarette
swirled lazilyby cricketjeff 62 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 22 12:40 PM 2008. In Thoughts, Contemporary, Humour, Humor, Free Verse• Commented on by judge. -
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her taste was like
warm warm beer in winterby sheltered 10 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 25 9:58 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
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I drove to the end of the familiar street
turned left instead of rightby nevadapoet 57 lines, 18 comments, on Sep 28 11:04 PM 2008. In Contest, Freewrite, Contemporary, Abstract, Personal., Angry, Life• Commented on by judge.
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OK, but you must wear the white panties.
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Very interesting list!
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Ben-wa balls

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hey...don't knock 'em! lol no pun intended :D
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shaken or stirred?
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What you do with your balls is entirely up to you!
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Not entirely!
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More entirely than you will EVER know, believe me!
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No. 5 could go all sorts of places








