2 hour contest something funny please

I would like you to use this pic
something funny please
contest ends in 2 hours
no crying if you don't win

Contest is Over

Contest was judged on September 17, 2008
Rewards: Gold: 300, Honorable mention: 5 people
Final notes:
you guys made this really hard, they all deserved the gold. So i added honorable mentions for all thank you for the great poems

Chippy and Sal

"Tis a day like no other" said Chippy to Sal
he knew she would go... for Sal was his gal

by Cindy 16 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 17 3:16 PM 2008. In Humor
Gold trophy winner

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Sapphire & Jade

by BuriedTreasures 20 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 17 4:18 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
Bronze trophy winner

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funky squirrel moves..

by funnybone 33 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 17 6:57 PM 2008. In Humor, Nature, Adult
Honorable mention

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Good Ideas?

by penman 27 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 17 3:16 PM 2008. In Other, Humor, Adult
Honorable mention

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The Brady Bunch

by Maxboy 16 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 17 5:30 PM 2008. In Humor, Nature, Weird, Contest
Honorable mention

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Flip and Skater-sail

Hi there fellow punk-squirrels,
I am Flip and this is my mate, skater-sail.

by exoticbeaches 24 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 17 3:47 PM 2008. In Other, Contest, Weird, Nature, Fantasy, Humor, Freewrite, Message, Inspirational
Honorable mention

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