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Slither Me


poetry from the lizard brain, deliciously depraved, darkly decadent,
anything goes...other than wishy-washy or Hallmark

take this tune for your prompt:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vewm5l-i-yw




destroy me, put me under finger

don't just get outside the box...kick the shit out of it, and cave it in

hang your goody-two-shoes up and puke me something you always wanted to scream, but never did

time to crack open and be flagrantly degenerate


HEY!

HEY!


"here comes the water, it comes to wash away the sins of you and I..."


any "Singing in the Rain" poems will be DQ'd with prejudice



just cough and spit that hairball out


oh, and by the by, the 20,000 reward is because i went and tried to buy fuel the other day with my points and they wouldn't accept them as legitimate barter, so...they're all up for grabs


HEY!












Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on October 3, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 20000, Silver: 1000, Bronze: 300, Honorable mention: 2 people
  • Final notes:
    gold to: "the art of acquiring furniture" because i loved the title and the poem. too often we become furniture in relationships.

    silver to: "the speed of light's leaving" for being a familiar story to me, and because it's damn good!

    bronze to: "Hey!" for the poke-in-the-eye poem and for the writer posting the best pic of me ever!

    HM to: "The End of a Tunnel" because i've been there and done that and it still makes me shiver.

    and HM to: "he denied playing 15 minute favorites" because i've often denied the same thing. lol.

    i loved every entry...everyone picked up the ball and ran with it, willy-nilly, and to great effect.
    it's great when people let their hair down and take chances...whether in life, or poetically.

    this contest was shitloads of fun for me.
    thank you to each and every one of you!


Contest Winners

  1. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4614917, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  2. by porksnorkel 48 lines, 17 comments, on Sep 19 10:06 AM 2008. In Other
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4608991, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  4. by S A Adelmann 31 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 29 11:09 PM 2008. In Adult
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4611039, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]

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  • jantastic
    September 17, 2008
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    goes well with my mood this morning

    • grm
      September 18, 2008
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      i listen to the prompt song for breakfast

      • jantastic
        September 18, 2008
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        well that made me click on it and receive a message telling me that video is not available in my country... WTF??? now the suspense is killing me


  • Malabu
    September 17, 2008
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    stick a knife in my brain
    i feel the need for shock treatment
    and red hair

    • grm
      September 18, 2008
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      what are the odds of that?

  • Rowan gold member
    September 17, 2008
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    Ya nut
    bookmarked!

    • grm
      September 18, 2008
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      roasted heebee jeebies as breakfast food?
      pull your finger out of your ear and come to play


  • Nicolette gold member
    September 17, 2008
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    Would i qualify for this, lol?


    don't know much about dark and hairbally, but i do know 'bout putting you under fingers, liefie

    • grm
      September 18, 2008
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      ja, just a keyboard under your delicate hands, liefie.


      come play in this mudslide. lol


  • just rob gold member
    September 17, 2008
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    I don't know

    if anyone else will have a chance, once I unchain my id...

    • grm
      September 18, 2008
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      wouldja believe i had you in mind when i concieved this? lol

      don't make me cite you for dereliction of duty

      HEY!


    • just rob gold member
      September 18, 2008
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      This is one deadline I will make going off my meds now...


  • vaguelyfamiliar
    September 17, 2008
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    If only those points could pay my rent....

    I've been feeling like I need to kick the shit out of something beautiful lately. It makes my stomach twist up, but I think I may now have a good place to put all of that ...stuff.

    Gracie.

    • grm
      September 18, 2008
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      army boots make for a wonderful stomp party...though these days, sadly, they lack the appropriate hobnails.

      render me

  • Nicolette gold member
    September 20, 2008
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    i see someone has nothing better to do than adding categories to your contest, liefie

    OR either the poor soul is really taken by it, lol!

    • grm
      September 21, 2008
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      ja...hopefully I won't be the one who gets banned this time. lol


  • Heart Sutra
    September 21, 2008
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    LMAO

    This is a great contest!

    • grm
      September 21, 2008
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      could stand to see another to crawl out of the woodwork

      hint, hint


  • lunarlunacy
    September 25, 2008
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    i assume there is a one per limit? Got several warped ass writes that are prime for this one, and not suitable for the mundanes.

    • grm
      September 25, 2008
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      yup. one entry only. sorry.
      we don't allow ballot stuffin in these parts


  • adam
    September 25, 2008
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    I have a poem about tea bagging but it is not homoerotic, are you interested in anything not explicitly gay?

    • grm
      September 25, 2008
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      the homosexual categories were added by some smart-ass who has nothing better to do with his/her/their time than be offensive.
      the site moderators are investigating.

      any type of entry will be considered, however. so feel free to add yours.


  • Barbara gold member
    September 30, 2008
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    Closed for judging.... dang.. I ALWAYS miss the good contests.

    • grm
      September 30, 2008
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      lolol. okay...if i should ever have a 'good' contest, i'll make sure to notify you.
      but don't hold your breath waiting for me to come up with something worthwhile. lol. i'm too frickin lazy

  • Rowan gold member
    October 3, 2008
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    oh wow. Thanks hon. Very surprised! And you know, me-thinks you'd be a great chaise lounge.

    • grm
      October 3, 2008
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      yup...even my doctor said i have great bone-structure for a chair


  • S A Adelmann
    October 3, 2008
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    Congrats to all the entries - and thanks for the HM.

  • just rob gold member
    October 6, 2008
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    Thanks

    for the bronze thingy, but moreso for the cool contest and inspiration. This one was a flat-RIP to write for!

    Congrats to the winners!

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