It's time for Too Weird for the World 5!!!
This one will be judged by two people - me, skitza and my friend and carer, babyskitza...
As always, we want the weirdest poems in the world. Before entering, you should really ask yourself if there's any point.
RULES
Forget fuck face 
Double check spelling and grammar!
Do not take the piss with the amount of poems you enter.
We will both comment on all poems entered.
We would appreciate it if you didn't delete your poems when the contest has finished.
NOTES
We both appreciate it when people are polite as manners don't cost a thing. You know - 'thank you' goes a long way...!
You know what else winds me up? When people enter a poem that has been entered into hundreds of other contests. And won about 10 trophies already. These poems will not be winning. Anything.
Good luck (not that I believe in luck)...
This one will be judged by two people - me, skitza and my friend and carer, babyskitza...
As always, we want the weirdest poems in the world. Before entering, you should really ask yourself if there's any point.
RULES Forget fuck face Double check spelling and grammar! Do not take the piss with the amount of poems you enter. We will both comment on all poems entered. We would appreciate it if you didn't delete your poems when the contest has finished. NOTES We both appreciate it when people are polite as manners don't cost a thing. You know - 'thank you' goes a long way...! You know what else winds me up? When people enter a poem that has been entered into hundreds of other contests. And won about 10 trophies already. These poems will not be winning. Anything. Good luck (not that I believe in luck)...
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on September 21, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 2 people
- Final notes: Thanks for entering.
Contest Winners
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by Poetic-Theorem 51 lines, 15 comments, on Nov 23 10:32 PM 2006. In Adult, Adult humor, Humor, Weird, Abstract, Erotica
Gold trophy winner
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Purple plastic pandas eating chocolates in a cave. Investigating sailors dancing to a hornpipe.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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You did say weird !by Black Narcissus 21 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 2 11:46 AM 2008. In Humor, Weird
Bronze trophy winner
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Clean the brass lock
Clean the brass lock• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
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Silver trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [23]
1 - 23 of 23
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Apron strings dare you knock
my mouse is turning the clock• Commented on by judge. -
Should I return whilst I’m away,
keep me here till I come back one day.by judmc 14 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 4 1:43 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
claypipes angle wispless
dangle from Dali-molten lipsby liltandrhyme 15 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 7 10:25 AM 2006. In Dark• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I'm angry at myself
Myself as I knew it• Commented on by judge. -
A reasonable response to this madness I've acquired
Will certainly slow it's advance• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I could let myself get caught in the tide
or allow my body to be blown-• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Stagnant chilly air flows
damp dark walls surround,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
They were terribly mistaken...• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by B.m.w 16 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 31 6:29 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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too weird for the world• Commented on by judge.
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Dance this mess around
Turn the corner fast• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I dont wanna write a sonnet,
I have to do it for school,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Mr. Leaf.
I'm so glad you ran beside me today.
I'm so glad you could fly by me.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Comments
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Thanks sooooo much for the honour of the GOLD
This was the first time this write have received a trophy so I am both shocked and very happy
Congrads to all the winners
Take care and thanks again
David -
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You're welcome.
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Hey, a bit late, but I wanted to thank you for holding this contest and reviewing my poem. It's much appreciated!!
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You're welcome.
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