Glad I saved my third contest to stay within my quota, as this prompt comes from the heart of reality. Some of you might think this is a bit on the serious side for inspiring poetry of Humor, to which I would suggest sometimes the alternaty in life is to just laugh.
HERE IS THE PROMPT:
PUT YOURAELF IN THE PLACE OF A PERSON who is onrey enough to be considered old, been through alot of crap in your day, "yadda yadda...lost my house, my car, my dog and "my wife ran off with a Willis Shaw driver, yadda..." whatever, butyou have been down before, but things are thin. You've become unable to pay you bills, your basically a trustworth good hearted soul, and theres nothing you can do about it;your going to loose the roof over your head, youll have to find a place and a way to take everything you own wherever your going to store it, In otherwards, life is sucking the chrome off your toaster and making chromeless homeless bumper stickers, saying, "Love your toast"
.....SO TELL ME IN 10 -50 LINES OR THERE ABOUTS, TELL ME WHAT YOU'D DO?? THERE'S THE PROMPT
ME? I HONESTLY DON'T SEE ANY OTHER OPTION THAN TO JUST LAUGH MY ASS OFF, mor rounds contest is mad possible by very generousdonor of THE FIRST TIME I found myself confronted with jail or not, being used as a deterrent I would likely LAUGH my way right into the hooskw(jail)but that would just be me.
This and the other 9 conest that make up the landslide humor rounds contest has been made possible through very generous donor of point- thank you dear lady.
HERE IS THE PROMPT:
PUT YOURAELF IN THE PLACE OF A PERSON who is onrey enough to be considered old, been through alot of crap in your day, "yadda yadda...lost my house, my car, my dog and "my wife ran off with a Willis Shaw driver, yadda..." whatever, butyou have been down before, but things are thin. You've become unable to pay you bills, your basically a trustworth good hearted soul, and theres nothing you can do about it;your going to loose the roof over your head, youll have to find a place and a way to take everything you own wherever your going to store it, In otherwards, life is sucking the chrome off your toaster and making chromeless homeless bumper stickers, saying, "Love your toast"
.....SO TELL ME IN 10 -50 LINES OR THERE ABOUTS, TELL ME WHAT YOU'D DO?? THERE'S THE PROMPT
ME? I HONESTLY DON'T SEE ANY OTHER OPTION THAN TO JUST LAUGH MY ASS OFF, mor rounds contest is mad possible by very generousdonor of THE FIRST TIME I found myself confronted with jail or not, being used as a deterrent I would likely LAUGH my way right into the hooskw(jail)but that would just be me.
This and the other 9 conest that make up the landslide humor rounds contest has been made possible through very generous donor of point- thank you dear lady.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on September 5, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 1000, Silver: 500, Bronze: 300, Honorable mention: 2 people
- Final notes: what a great assortment of humor and talent you all have penned for this contest, you all did a great job. Thank you everyone for entering. I am opening one last 1st round contest and it is going to be a quickie for all those who did not get a trophy in any of the 9 mudslide humor contest and round two will be starting also for some of the finalist. THanks goes to Dustookie2 for helping in all these contest.
Contest Winners
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Homeless, Jobless,and a castaway in the heart of my own city?
this pickling hopelessness sure will lace my tongue all caustic and witty.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Silver trophy winner
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Honorable mention
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I'd just keep laying down
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Thank you for the honor of the gold. Congratulations to all the winners
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