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Yoda Poetry

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This is a contest for Yoda-style poetry.  Yes, the Yoda from Star Wars, the baddest green muppet in the universe.   Poems must be written in the style that Yoda talks.   If you don’t know who Yoda is, or have never seen Star Wars, feel free to write a poem in the style of Robert Frost – just please don’t enter it in this contest, because Robert Frost is not Yoda.

HMs for everybody!


Rules:

1. Use Yoda-speak, you must.
2. Give me substance! Beauty! Wit!
3. Poem does not have to be about Star Wars, but should be very wise.
4. if Jedi you are, use the force sparingly (only fair, that will be)
5. Use the spellie checkie thingie.
6. Not too long, silly!


Fine print:

Judging contests can be hard. Thinking overly much gives me a headache, so if judging gets too hard I may be forced to pick the winners by pulling poems out of a hat.  But if that happens, I give you my word that all the poems will be in the hat this time.

 

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on September 7, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 600, Silver: 300, Bronze: 150, Honorable mention: 5 people
  • Final notes:
    Thank you everyone for exploring Yoda's poetic side with me! Each of these pieces displayed great creativity, they are all winners! Thank you to the members of the Jedi Council for their assistance in judging. May the force be with you all... Hope to see you next time!

Contest Winners

  1. “Do or do not... there is no try.”
    by Black Narcissus 11 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 19 1:17 AM 2008. In Weird
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. The force and all its wisdom are all around you
    but sometimes this even Yoda cannot see.
    by maralisa 29 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 19 2:30 AM 2008
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Possessed they are
    by Peteskid 50 lines, 12 comments, on Aug 24 11:14 PM 2008. In Humor, Life, Contest
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. This thing do not
    against this enemy,
    by Griswold 11 lines, 14 comments, on Aug 19 1:20 AM 2008. In Contest, Weird, Life
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Asked—I was
    Done it—I have
    by AsIThink 16 lines, 13 comments, on Aug 19 6:18 AM 2008. In Life, Thoughts, Spiritual, Hope, Society
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. For a contest... it's all in Yoda speak. Woohoo.
    by sharptooth 18 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 26 8:37 PM 2008. In yoda, fraternities, star wars, randomness, contest
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. Yoda, I am.
    The force is wise,
    by tehzeeb 10 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 19 12:04 PM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. Feel it.
    Sense it power.
    by Dragonheart1 21 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 19 7:08 AM 2008. In Wisdon. Power, Magic
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • CitrineSunrise silver member
    August 18, 2008
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    Write this, I must. Is Robert Frost a Jedi Knight too?


    • Mallig gold member
      August 18, 2008
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      I can't wait! Great mysteries there are... Jedi Mr. Frost could be... LOL


      • AsIThink gold member
        August 19, 2008
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        That's sooo hilarious! This is a great contest... so fun. So funny. (Perturbed I am; speaking weirdly, everyone is).


  • Peteskid gold member
    August 18, 2008
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    wow what a contest-

    Good luck to all, may the Farce be with you... count your fingers Dooku, and be careful when you wish upon a star...


    • Mallig gold member
      August 18, 2008
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      LOL oh yes, may the Farce be with us all...


  • Mairi bheag gold member
    August 19, 2008
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    Read this I did. Take part I will not.


  • sharptooth
    August 25, 2008
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    creative contest this is... to submit and write a poem i am tempted.


    • Mallig gold member
      August 25, 2008
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      LOL please do... the force is strong with you, I sense...


  • Midnight-Engaged
    August 27, 2008
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    Mallig, why I love you this is! May the force be with you.

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