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10,000 POINTS ~ LANDSLIDE HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? ROUNDS CONTEST ~ 1st mud wave of entire mountain of contest on the brighter side of life! ~#108~ PLEASE LOOK INSIDE

LANDSLIDE  HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? 

 

10,000 POINTS

UP FOR GRABS IN THIS SERIES OF CONTEST

 

ROUNDS CONTEST

 

I know it is allot to read , but give me a break it's going to be a  HUGE ROUNDS CONTEST, so help me out, find your humor muse and enter, please.

 

 

Well the last two contest I ran I said(thinking each was my last open contest) that it would be my last, only to find out I had more contest open. When closing my last contest and it was my last contest remaining open, I decided to change my mind, LOL....just like a pisces, undecisive, one fish swimming up stream the other swimming down. I've been told I would get tired of the confussion , swim up on the river bank and talk to the animals in the forest.... in which case by the time I got back in the water I wouldn't care which way to swim, (up or down) because, by the time I got back in the water I wouldn't remember it being an issue, let alone why anyway.

 

So, here we go.... Considering I almost stopped having contest because I felt some people were taking the aquisition of the "Shiny Blings"(trophies) far to seriously, I have decided to do something on the lighter side, a series of  contest on HUMOR.

 

I am going to blow a crap load of points opening an unpresidented number of contest (all to begin today) and all part of a rounds contest.

 

Anyone winning a Gold, Silver, or Bronze trophy  in any of my "LANDSLIDE HUMOR" Contest will be elligble to enter the second round to find out who is the "FUNNIEST POET ON AP" 

 

*NOTE: I AM NOT SURE YET HOW MANY ROUNDS THERE WILL BE LEADING TO THE FINALS UNTIL I KNOW HOW MANY CONTEST I HAVE OPENED FOR THE FIRST ROUND, BUTI WILL SPECIFY THE NUMBER OF ROUNDS AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW MANY ARE NECESSARY, PROBABLY 3 OR 4.

 

FOR THIS CONTEST THE PHOTO IS PROMPT:

 

20 POETS

 

10 LINES OF POETRY

 

 

*In case it has slipped by anyone , HUMOR is the contest theme

 

RULES:

NO KICKING

NO PULLING  HAIR

NO BITING

NOnE oF tHIs cRAp

 

Read and comment on your compitition, it is not a rule but  it is the polite thing to do.

 

 

have fun! 

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on September 4, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 100, Bronze: 75, Honorable mention: 2 people
  • Final notes:
    sorry for the delay in judging, I lost my IP connection for a few days. thanks to dustookie2 we can get some of these closed. thank you all for entering. finalist are eligible for round two of the landslide humor contest when we get it going I will notify those eligible

Contest Winners

  1. A little of this, maybe a little of that,
    perfume fragrance development is where it's at.
    by Griswold 16 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 17 2:13 PM 2008. In Contest, Weird, Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. by BuriedTreasures 23 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 17 2:05 PM 2008. In Humor, Adult
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4531025, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  4. by KayJay 15 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 24 9:15 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. by Ken J 9 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 18 9:29 PM 2008. In Contest, Adult, Humor, Pic Inspired
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • masterblaster gold member
    August 17, 2008
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    Hi, what no prewrites,lol, pretty please, Di


  • TheStarvingArtist
    August 17, 2008
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    Oh is it only the picture... or anything funny? that has 10 lines?


  • TheStarvingArtist
    August 17, 2008
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    Nevermind I see Picture is the prompt. I removed my poem. Sorry


  • Griswold gold member
    September 4, 2008
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    Thank you for deeming my humble entry worthy of the Gold trophy. Glad I can move on in the rounds.