Welcome peasant!
You have been brought to the King, me Bionic, by my personal spies. To save yourself from execution, you must first make me laugh with a reason telling why you have been brought to my courts. The reason can be a one liner, a short story, poem.... it doesn't matter. Then in order to convince me enough to not execute you, in the comments you must reply to my statements in rhyme form, make me laugh, and convince me to not execute you.
KING'S RULES
Option 1. Give me a reason why my spies have brought you to my throne. Any kind of form, poem, story, one liner... exc... (ex..You were caught wearing tight pants on a none tight pants day)
Then I will comment and you can reply to me in the comments 2 times in rhyme form and try to convince me to let you off the hook, if you fail me, off with your head.
Gold- Head Jester
Silver- Server at the feast
Bronze- Very lucky peasant.
You have been brought to the King, me Bionic, by my personal spies. To save yourself from execution, you must first make me laugh with a reason telling why you have been brought to my courts. The reason can be a one liner, a short story, poem.... it doesn't matter. Then in order to convince me enough to not execute you, in the comments you must reply to my statements in rhyme form, make me laugh, and convince me to not execute you.
KING'S RULES
Option 1. Give me a reason why my spies have brought you to my throne. Any kind of form, poem, story, one liner... exc... (ex..You were caught wearing tight pants on a none tight pants day)
Then I will comment and you can reply to me in the comments 2 times in rhyme form and try to convince me to let you off the hook, if you fail me, off with your head.
Gold- Head Jester
Silver- Server at the feast
Bronze- Very lucky peasant.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on August 31, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50
- Final notes: Sorry if I was a bit late on judging... Thanks everyone for entering, it was a lot of fun and you all did great.
Contest Winners
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I was sneaking round your yard, My Lord
Your yard so unprotected• Commented on by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 4547623, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 4511483, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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Your holiness, Most Graciousness, thing of ma jig
I was minding my own business see I had this gig
He slurred and stuttered with an odoroby smonte19124 14 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 14 8:53 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 4517707, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Entries [9]
1 - 9 of 9
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I was out skipping rope
You spies took my rope away• Commented on by judge. -
Hello my liege.
Of your court, I have deceived.• Commented on by judge. -
King beseech me,
I am only a peasant,by Vampstress 35 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 26 3:56 PM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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Thank you for the HM, and the insane fun of participating in a King Bionic contest!
Congratulations to all who became righteous peasants and played this game. 
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