Since I am hosting this for really big points, I want you to become the Top AD person in Hollywood, and write a commercial (30 seconds) DUH, for this exquisite oak coffin.
As you know, many are opting for cremation or for the more vain, cyrogenics! Your ad MUST be humorous, (you might want to record it if you can), the spelling perfect! In ads, grammar is not a consideration, so this can be dirty pretty, or adult, so please mark your entries appropriately!
NonE OF thIs!
This image was emailed to me, so I have no idea of it's source. I DO know some starlets who might buy this for posterity!
SO --- sell this amazing coffin to large breasted women. (I'm one!) Three times reduced and growing again! LOL
I have decided to make this NOT anonymous! These poems are just too good for all NOT to interact! I promise to be fair in the judging. In fact, at the end of the contest, I will list the ones I think should win. Before I judge, I will send out a note, asking if you all agree, or if the majority think another poem was overlooked.
As you know, many are opting for cremation or for the more vain, cyrogenics! Your ad MUST be humorous, (you might want to record it if you can), the spelling perfect! In ads, grammar is not a consideration, so this can be dirty pretty, or adult, so please mark your entries appropriately!
NonE OF thIs!
This image was emailed to me, so I have no idea of it's source. I DO know some starlets who might buy this for posterity!
SO --- sell this amazing coffin to large breasted women. (I'm one!) Three times reduced and growing again! LOL
I have decided to make this NOT anonymous! These poems are just too good for all NOT to interact! I promise to be fair in the judging. In fact, at the end of the contest, I will list the ones I think should win. Before I judge, I will send out a note, asking if you all agree, or if the majority think another poem was overlooked.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on August 22, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 1000, Silver: 600, Bronze: 300, Honorable mention: 9 people
- Final notes: I only got two responses as to who should win. The uploaded image was for inspiration for an add for the coffin to fit those with as faderman said "bodacious jugs!" All are winners. This has been the hardest contest to judge by far. That you all for your creativity and for making me laugh. Laughter is the icing on the cake! Congratulations to all!
Linda jugs!
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Gather 'round all of you wannabe starlets,
Casting couch actresses, and silicone harlots.by Wandering Woodchuck 20 lines, 18 comments, on Aug 11 10:12 PM 2008. In Humor, Death
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Cost is no object on your special day
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OMG ! now hun that is an image and a half
Wonder if they do this style for the smaller more petite breasted Women... like me
Oh and is there a line limit or word limit this time?
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No line limit. Just have fun and creativity! When I enter contests like this, I always do well. Maybe I should change profession as an old fart! PLease take my breasts. I loved them small! You could write an ad, saying you also have a style #32A for the smaller woman! How's that for a start! LOL
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I am a B .. she looks down at the padded inlays hehe ..
Can we reserve sis
Its nearly 1 am here and I am getting sleepy
love you sis
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yes! reserve! HAve a good night's sleep! Love you sis!
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Reserve on its way ...
Love you Sis.. and you rest and sleep too
Night night one and all
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Oh dear lord..Lol. thats just way to funny..lol.
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Come on. You know you want to write an ad! Let's have some fun! EEK! You changed your photo again. I will have to have a friend take a current one of me! hehe
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Oh me and ad's are just so not good..Lol.. including when it's about the chest! makes me sad..Lol..
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oh dear thats so funny
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Unfair! Sexist! I've seen several guys who could use this
(No, I'm not one )
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Sexist! No way. I am in the process of inventing a coffin for the overly endowed man! Man you are really wracking up the gold. Did you know (Of course, how could you possibly know?) that we raised race horses when I was married to the sperm donor. Loved to pet them. Hated to muck! LOL
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TOOO funnnnnnny!
I cant wait to find out who is gonna win this contest.
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Thanks for the bronze trophy! And congratulations to all the winners!
Linda this contest was terrific as were all the poems! I had a blast writing and reading!
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thank you for the Silver
This was such fun to write for Sis
Well done to you all I have loved reading most of the entries
Julie x
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