Submit Limericks
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more than one entry allowed
a little bit naughty ok.
label appropriately
If you don't know what a limerick is
they go somewhat like this:
I once knew a man and he ran a bus
he went by the name of George Hannibus
Although he had nerve
sometimes he would swerve
because he was known to smoke cannibus
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on August 7, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 2 people
- Final notes: Thanks for the laughs and congratulations. Get your wits sharpened because I hope to have another one with no pre-writes and a prompt. Again, thank you for entering I really had fun reading.
Contest Winners
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by paperparadox 9 lines, 19 comments, on Feb 27 7:32 AM 2007. In Humor, Limerick, adult
Bronze trophy winner
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I’ve not many virtues remaining, / though it’s only myself I am blaming. / It is at my own cost, / my virginity’s lost. / But I’ve still go• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Nathan Twill and his brother Bill
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There once was a showgirl from Cleeves
Who contracted a shrinking diseaseby words-n-stuff 7 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 5 5:35 PM 2008
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Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [45]
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There once was a Bishop of Buckingham
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by Shenton 2 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 3 10:54 PM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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by Vera Rich 4 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 30 12:26 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Vera Rich 4 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 30 12:34 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Vera Rich 4 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 30 12:22 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I feel that my life is confusing
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There’s no way that shoe is a fittin
To the store I need to be gettinby Bosiarbooger 7 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 4 3:20 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
There was a young girl named Sally, / who loitered in many an alley. / She got her come uppance, / when a man paid her tuppence, / but for• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Black Narcissus 5 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 4 4:55 AM 2008. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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There was a young lady of Troon / Found it consid'rable boon / To buy specials on offer / Keeping swelled her own coffer / Loss of money caby quantumsurveyor 6 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 18 11:19 AM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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There was a young boy from lovely Leeds
Who was born with very special needs• Commented on by judge. -
it's short, so just read it!!
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Oliver is the name of my Jack Russell
With a skunk he had quite a tussleby shepherd23 5 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 4 4:39 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
A buxom young wench name of Rose ...
by words-n-stuff 8 lines, 8 comments, on May 12 5:32 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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There once was a lady from Spainby words-n-stuff 59 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 27 9:50 AM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
There was a wee man from Armagh ...
by words-n-stuff 7 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 5 5:17 AM 2008
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A Mr D.H. Morris was a litter-bug
And would very often like to dance the Jitter-bug ...
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A large lady whose name was Louise
Tried to stifle a fart and a sneezeby words-n-stuff 7 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 5 5:38 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
A rather large lady from Spain
Has just swallowed an Underground train ...by words-n-stuff 26 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 5 5:43 AM 2008
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There once was a hot randy crane
who drove female love birds insane• Commented on by judge. -
Poor Georgie Kilbride to his mum did confide
In the kitchen one cold stormy night ...by words-n-stuff 20 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 3 7:20 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
A Mrs Heather Weatherteeth from Brent
Could be heard in Canning Town and parts of Kentby words-n-stuff 8 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 5 5:46 PM 2008
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There was an old man called Jim Spode
Who's head would quite often explode ...by words-n-stuff 7 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 5 5:52 PM 2008
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Its my first Limerick... enjoy• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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would you laugh and smile a mile if i tell you in style• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I had a couple to enter but sadly they are categorized adult and it seems you can't enter those. Will try to write you something PG
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I believe it says label appropriately and a little bit naughty is fine.
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I wish someone would force me to write a limerick, like tell me I had to do it or else.
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enter a limerick or else
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YOU DID IT! 
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