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Humor, me! Please!

ok, so life has been pushing me around a little bit lately. responsibilies, ugh! i hate having to be a grown-up...well sometimes

anyways...i'm needing a little pick me up. i want something funny...pee-my-pants funny!

ok, so here's the scoop. what i would really love to see is some satires. it can be based on anything (hopefully something i've heard of).

because we're not all literary geniuses (i'm most definitely not ) anything funny would be great!
dry and sarcastic, stupid funny, raunchy funny...i don't care. (please label adult writes)

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on August 5
  • Rewards: Gold: 300
  • Final notes:
    thanks for all the laughs...this was a hard contest to judge. i guess i picked the winner mostly by my reaction to the read, but honestly, i enjoyed them all. thanks for entering!

Contest Winners

  1. I pulled into a lay bye cause I was taken short
    Cocked my leg over the fence my trousers then got caught
    by judmc 9 lines, 45 comments, on Apr 23 6:52 AM
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. How long had it been,
    perhaps a month or two?
    by light insight 56 lines, 21 comments, on Feb 18 8:43 AM 2007. In Society, Humor, Thoughts
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. my darlin,
    you said you wanted the world...
    by Xianaria 20 lines, 23 comments, on Jun 15 6:44 PM. In Contest, Redneck Humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. I look at my ceiling And you look right back
    by BC. Loki 28 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 29 3:19 PM. In Humor, Love, Weird
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. What lies beneath the ocean blue?
    Dolphins, Mermaids, and creatures..It's true!
    by xCandieKissesx 32 lines, 11 comments, on May 1 8:18 PM. In Humor, Fantasy, Spiritual
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  6. Adults need to learn how to relax and enjoy life so someone might see you do somthing you enjoy .Well are you going to see them tomorrow
    by storiesuntold 27 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 29 3:58 PM. In Humor, Life
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. by Genesis 198 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 22 1:11 AM. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  8. Ailly
    by Billbard 13 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 8 5:01 PM 2004. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • Xianaria gold member
    August 5
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    thank you for the bronze & congrats to the winners!