One Day In The Life Of A Penis
I do not like rules, especially when they are pounded
into me like ten inch wooden spikes,
so there will be no rules, although I do hope you
lean toward excellence when submitting your entry.
Enjoy
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on August 10, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 600, Silver: 400, Bronze: 200, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: ha! What a great contest this was. I had sooo much fun reading all of the entries - I knew I would get some good writes with the prompt, but didn't expect the GREAT writes I had to choose from. It was hard (no pun intended) but I think my winners were more than deserving. Thanks to you all for the creativity and for the many smiles Love, Lane
Contest Winners
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Gold trophy winner
Honorable mention
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A chance for my schoolboy humour to resurface. Thanks for the opportunity.by Black Narcissus 18 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 27 1:04 PM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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You think it is easy having a singular purpose???
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LOL...oh goddess...you're just askin' for it, aren't you, woman?!
Gonna have to borrow my man's boxers for this one.
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i'll look forward to an entry I'm sure you look extremely cute in boxers Lane
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Why do you hold a contest specifically about me? Damn. All my secrets will come out.
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yeah, yeah, yeah...let's see what you got
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(drops drawers)
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Do you ever wonder how different our lives would have been if we had been born with one, don't get me wrong, I don't have penis envy, but I would have been a mean sob instead of just a b. ha!
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No. I have never wondered that for even one second.
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Well then ... this should be an interesting contest ... haha ... I'll have to come back and look at this later ... BOOKMARKED!
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lol woow. what a prompt...
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A hard day
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lol... silly girl
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LOL.
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Oh my no rules at LAST!
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no comment
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LOL
You mean like this?
Hanging limp and feeling low
I wonder what would make me grow
I’m turned on by real cute butts
Yet I hang between two nuts
A sexy girl is in her nightie
But I’m stuck here in tightie whitie -
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yeah! lol....you should have entered that! Now you have to do another
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I have one! not a penis but a poem.
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oh, forgot to say ... ahem ... that there's more to that appurtenance than just it ... it is attached to other things ya know
and and ... anyhow, i think this contest looks just swell 
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yippeeee!!! does that mean you'll enter? If not, the fine printing at the very end of the contest says you have to send a pic of your
d%#& instead
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... i can't send a pic of that cuz i had to have it surgically removed along with my sister's cat whom i was foolish enough to oblige when she innocently queried "will you help me give Ping a nice,bath?" ...
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oops ... that part is fine
... i thought you meant the other place
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this is hilarious...LOL...
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no, this is what you call....scraping the barrel on a boring night lol Ahhhh, but what a treasure chest of poetry this contest has delivered!
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10 inch spikes. dare to dream.
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heh MistressFish
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You have a 10 incher and 2 no less. WOW.
hey lots of guys call him spike. LOL
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