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You Most Embarassing and funniest Moment as a Parent!!!

write a poem (please no rhyming) about the funniest and most embarrassing moment as a parent or (child you know)!

 

it must be funny! no sad or depressing stories.

 

rules: write clean as though your child or granchild is going to read it!!

 

 

(please put great thought into this one!! )

 

and the picture (unknown source)....isn't MY child!!!

 

 

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on August 18, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 500, Silver: 250, Bronze: 150
  • Final notes:
    Well this contest gave me so many belly laughs..and I need that!!

    the only thing was that I had to only choose a few when I loved them every one!

    thank you to everyone who entered!

Contest Winners

  1. Gotcha!
    Tired of the same ole routine,
    I scanned the Sunday want ads
    by Tamera 49 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 13 5:55 PM 2008
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Just Out of Diapers
    It will be our little secret, and he really has to go
    Damn, no zipper, got to take his pants down to pee
    by smonte19124 31 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 6 7:33 AM 2008
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. "But Daddy...!"
    We were at the grocery check-out line,
    my youngest child was five.
    by sassylilpoet 31 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 13 3:44 PM 2008. In Humor, Life, Children
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Jillybean128
    July 12, 2008
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    This is a hilarious picture!! I did something like that when I was younger but it was with blueberry baby food and white carpet...not a pretty mess to clean up I wish I could write to this contest but I am not a parent Good luck with this!! I will be checking back to read some of these!!

    ~Jillybean


  • whispernthedark Greeters member
    July 12, 2008
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    Oh my goodness... I have way too many stories for this, haha... your kids sure do keep you on your toes... great pic... reminds me of that one with the paint & the huge tv.... best of luck with your contest.

    ♥
    whisper


    • SilverButterfly gold member
      July 12, 2008
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      haa.. the pic isn't mine lol!! but I certainly did experince things like it


  • Darc Soul 69
    July 12, 2008
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    I would love to write for this but i dont know how to make what i want to write about in poem form so best of luck judging the contest and best of luck to those who enter it


  • Atticus Echoes
    July 17, 2008
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    umm im assuming thats peanut butter

    how exactly did this mess happen? (day dreams about a peanut butter care bear giving out hugs)


    • SilverButterfly gold member
      July 17, 2008
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      ha! that isn't my child!!! I thought your comment was funny about the "Peanut Butter".

      SilverButterfly


  • Mirthryl
    July 22, 2008
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    Would you accept a moment we happened to see unfold, though the child was not our own?


  • Lady Wildheart
    July 24, 2008
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    This is a funny contest. I, not being a parent may write about me n my mom from a childs eyes. I will be reading some of these, however!

  • Topnotchsy
    July 30, 2008
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    Was wondering if I could write enter if I'm not a parent (I'm sure I can recall some of the moments my parents, or friends parents might have found embarrassing, or I'd love to make something up of my own if you'd allow it.)

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