Gold now 400 points. Silver, bronze and HM added. Please enter
I have a lot of things happening that are making me feel overwhelmed in life. I am starting to get depressed about it all. I just want anything that will make me laugh or smile.
Rules:
Don't you dare make me cry
I am sad enough already
This will be ending soon but I may not judge for a few days. Thanks!
Points may increase if I get enough entries
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on July 14
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: Thanks to everyone for all of the wonderful entries. I enjoyed each and evey one. In the end it was the ones that stuck with me that won. I read each one twice at least and loved them all. Please come for my next contest as soon as I accumulate more points. These were all so wonderful. Thanks for all the laughs and sweet uplifting stories.
Contest Winners
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I hugged a tree, a hackmatac
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my darlin,
you said you wanted the world...by Xianaria 20 lines, 21 comments, on Jun 15 6:44 PM. In Contest, Redneck Humor
Bronze trophy winner
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Comfort from the world
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A dark and desperate hole dug into the groundby justlikelivin 31 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 27 8:58 PM. In Spiritual, and just kinda kiddish and what I think wishing wells are like.
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No nonsense! I was born during a three-legged race• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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I am your brother's keeper I help your sister win her fight• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Like something so powerful,
Overcoming great odds, renewing minds• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
written for my daughter Jane, she was afraid of the dark,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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I found safety among the rubble
Among the tried and tornby Lowercase Prelude 6 lines, 3 comments, on May 23 9:31 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
When life gives you strawberries
make strawberry lemon-aid.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
Hermy hairs I• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Succulent fruits engorged with laughter,
Fun-filled times, you won't remember after.by marciakay81 11 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 5 6:04 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
Six bottles of the D
The girl had one dayby Corinthians13-4 18 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 12 9:03 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
55 lines without spacing..
by marciakay81 81 lines, 20 comments, on Jan 29 9:01 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
Parody to "Night is White Satin" by the Moody Blues.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Give.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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all I have heard through the years is how bad sugar is for the body
they say it's not good to eat too much because it'll make you fat• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
I wrote a Haiku and she thought it grand• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Since we've been apart
I swear i've never been• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
Two friends together So dear as ever,by Sandip Saha 11 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 26 7:17 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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When I walk along the beach
I think wow Is that how I far I have come since then?by xoxAlbinoboyxox 57 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 9 5:19 AM. In Thoughts, My own style, Lost in thought, My life, Spiritual, Inspirational, Self• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
Live for the moment leave yeasterday behind,
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One minute I'm walking tall, feeling so proud / Next minute i'm attracting a rather large crowd / One footfall, a trip, my skirt in the airby jobydavies 44 lines, 7 comments, on May 23 10:19 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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They were all there
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There once was a time, when innocence covered me,
like the dew on fresh flowers, of an early morn'.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
"Noble souls,
through dust and heat,by Mila7 52 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 5 8:05 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Breathtaking, your brilliance radiates
Consuming, you take my breath awayby Lowercase Prelude 20 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 24 5:47 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Like waterfalls flowing down Inspired passion is what I've foundby Lowercase Prelude 14 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 13 4:23 AM. In Other• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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May I be the first to say
Things should have never been this way• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Climb me, admire me
Find shade under what I have to offerby Lowercase Prelude 20 lines, 4 comments, on May 25 1:59 AM. In Nature• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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The Glibbly Gobblers Iby isabellacohen 57 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 8 6:51 PM• Commented on by judge.
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You were certainly• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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joyby eternalsol 11 lines, 1 comment, on May 2 2:10 PM 2006. In Other• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Rambling blue spot Leaping throughby Demington 30 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 30 1:45 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I lay here in tall grasses Warm sun beating down• Commented on by judge.
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I push off the ground, And pull my legs back.by cjjc0 25 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 3 9:14 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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As i doze off into dreaming,
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I pulled into a lay bye cause I was taken short
Cocked my leg over the fence my trousers then got caughtby judmc 9 lines, 30 comments, on Apr 23 6:52 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
A burglar made his stealthy evil way throught the dark of night
To seek his hapless prey a frail old helpless widowby judmc 17 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 15 3:23 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
In somewhere land I saw a dream• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Life, Love,and Pizza what could they have in common?• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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A joke is but a wish, a hope, a dream That for one moment we’ll postpone reality:by after-silence 13 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 2 10:37 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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The glorious Sun reflected off my unwatched back, But he would not come closer than the distant horizon.by MichaelBe 14 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 6 5:39 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Why do you cry,
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If your gonna make a lifesize uggly doll please let your maom know .For she can be mean and vebgful vengful when she is about to blow .• Commented on by judge.
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my poem is sort of like a dark-ish humor/funny. hope that is still ok, and at least makes you smile!
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May your days be filled with love and light and your nights be filled with sweet dreams. Hope you feel better soon!
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Sorry to hear you are down...Hope you feel up and about really soon....Feeling down myself with a little fever....lots of
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Hope you feel better!
I've submitted my most silly, funny poem and hopefully it will raise at least a smile!
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(when life hands you lemons, ask for Tequila and salt!) -
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hey life is worth living and i hope my poem will show you that people love you and dont hate you. -
thanks for the bronze & congrats to the winners!
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I hope you found enough to cheer you up for quite a while. Thank you for the placing and congratulations to everyone.
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