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Humor!!!! Semi Quickie......

Ok.. I saw this picture and had to make a contest on it.. It's really weird and freaky!!! lol.. So thats what I want..

Give me imagery and humor.. Any kind, if adult please lable so.. I just thought that I should give this a try..lol..

Have fun, be creative and unique.. Take it however you want..


7 Poets
10-15 lines..
Prompt: Picture..
Please credit: Nuts_for_the_Moon_by_hosmer23

Angel

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on July 9
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 2 people
  • Final notes:
    Thank you guys sooo much for making me laugh.. You all did so well. I loved every single entry! I was laughing so hard sometimes I almost fell out of my chair..Lol.. So thanks everyone I really needed the laughs...



    Angel

Contest Winners

  1. “Even a squirrel who is pure in heart
    and hides his nuts by night,
    by KayJay46 22 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 8 6:28 AM. In Humor, Nature, Fantasy
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Calling out to nature
    wanting my daddy to come home
    by Starz of Heaven 15 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 8 8:23 AM. In noguest
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Oh god of squirrels answer this my prayer. I cannot move, I'm in despair
    by Maninblack 8 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 8 8:03 AM
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. Poor little Earl
    an unsuspecting squirrel
    by light insight 6 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 8 4:47 AM. In Humor, Nature, Society
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Opera's faded glory,
    by penman 20 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 8 8:56 AM. In Other
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

Entries [7]

1 - 7 of 7
  • On this grass,
    at last alone,
    by crimsondew 13 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 8 4:21 AM. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • In these days of inflation
    how to meet my both legs meet
    by Purush 11 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 8 6:19 AM
    • Commented on by judge.

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  • solo wisp gold member
    July 8
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    ..and here we have the squirrel wolf ... a rare breed only native to the islands that only have trees, but no ground. roflrfl quite interesting ...
    • It's freaky but cute!!! lol.. squirrel wolf.. very interesting..Lol.

      • solo wisp gold member
        July 8
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        bookmarked. I like freaky cute.
        • thats because you are a freak!!!!! not sure about the cute thing..lol.

          • solo wisp gold member
            July 8
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            I can act cute. roflrflrfl We are all freaks in our own unique way. Individuality is a beautiful thing .....




            sometimes.
            • Oh I know I'm a freak and I'm proud of it!!! lol.. I just look normal and I'm cute and cuddly on top of it!!! I just got it all!! yeah..right..lol.

              • solo wisp gold member
                July 8
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                ARGH ... Its its its ... the happy little cow milker! Ruuuuuuuun! roflrflrfl

                Confidence is a good thing ... run with it! heh

                But normal is relative to your locale and persona ... heh If I don a voodoo mask and dance funny with little dolls pinned ... I may be normal in a Jamaican society ... OH ... did I just stereotype! eep! *hides from the bolt of lightning about to strike me*

                • solo wisp gold member
                  July 8
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                  Actually that is probably Haitian ... roflrfl *smacks forehead*
                  • learn your cultures! lol.

                    • solo wisp gold member
                      July 8
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                      Maybe it twas Louisiana peeps .. heh heh ... but, the voodoo'ers in Weekend at Bernies 2 were jamaican I think. ya mon.
                      • Dear lord save me..lol.. Are you on something I could have sworn I hide my stash well..

                        • solo wisp gold member
                          July 8
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                          --> Let us.

                          Dear Lord ... Jesus our Savior ... please forgive us for saying words such as 'stash'. For we are mere mortals, we know no better. And may sleepy eyes fall upon peaceful pillows so as to rest in your Almighty Omnipotence. Amen.


                          hmmmm ... yesssssssss ... I'm on lack of sleepinodes. roflrfl
                          • huh?! lol.. you need sleep?! join the club..lol.

                            • solo wisp gold member
                              July 8
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                              there is a club??? How do I get in? ... By flashing a smile?


                            • solo wisp gold member
                              July 8
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                              I have overactive neurons ...

                              weeeeeeeeeee!
                              • Smiling?! no smiling.lol.. I dont do that stuff, makes my face hurt

                                I've just never been able to sleep!!! I'm a night owl? which really isn't right because I can't fly

                                • solo wisp gold member
                                  July 8
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                                  <-- goofy smile

                                  flying is overrated ... you probably don't have feathers and a beak either ... tsk tsk.
                                  • eek!! too many smiling thingy's!!!!!scary


                                    I don't have a beak or wings!!!! but knowing my luck I'd get shot down!!!

                                    • solo wisp gold member
                                      July 8
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                                      Night hunters ... bleh. I'll blow-dart em for ya! heh

                                      • My box is getting smaller!!!! lol..


                                        Blow-dart? I tried that once and my leg went numb.. Lol.

                                        • solo wisp gold member
                                          July 8
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                                          eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroflrflrf...
                                          box is tiny ... eep ..claustrophobia is setting in ...

                                          heh ... you don't inhale while you have the gun loaded ... *shakes head*
                                          • I said my leg not my lung!!!! lol.. Get iwth the program!! gee... Man I did
                                            n't think that this box could get any smaller.. Man I wish I was this skinny!!! lol.

                                            • solo wisp gold member
                                              July 8
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                                              roflrf ... weeeeeeeeee! but .. the blow dart poison attacks the legs first ... so, your may have actually hit the lung rather than the leg. roflrf ugh. yesss. box small ... Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

                                              I'm square!
                                              • Haha.. well the box got bigger!!!! and now it's going to get small again and I'm not making any sense.. and why do you know so much about blow-darts? what have you been hunting lately? Lol
                • Why is it that everytime I use that people always acall it that?! poor thing.. It's only happy!! get with the picture now!!! lol..

                  I don't have confidence.. I just state the truth.. Sometimes..lol. And if I ran the border portral would be after me..Lol.

                  You stereotyped!?!

                  • solo wisp gold member
                    July 8
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                    hehehe ... ughm ... I started it. Had Jacks calling it that. *snicker* Guess it came full circle ... pierce me with your arrows now.

                    Ahhhhhhhhhh ... you are what is considered, BOLD. heheh OH! Border patrol?! eeee ... What border you plan on crossing? roflrf
                    • Lol.. Go figure she would say that first.. And who said I carry arrows?!

                      BOLD? Thats BOLD? Lol. uh huh..
                      I already crossed the border !!! I ain't going back again!!! you can't make me!! NNnOOoooooo!!!! lol.

                      • solo wisp gold member
                        July 8
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                        Intuition says you gots arrows ... heh Actually, I said it first ... she copied me. heh Guess it got around pretty quick.

                        hmmmmm ... *throws a bunch of diamonds on the other side of the border and waits*

                        • What am I? Robin hood? Lol.. So you started it?! grr.. It's all your fault that little guy gets made fun of, poor thing..lol.

                          *sees the diamonds* icky.. I don't like diamonds...

                          • solo wisp gold member
                            July 8
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                            It was being used too much as a dance icon ... soooo, I have it another function. heh

                            *throws an assortment of gemstones on the other side of the border* reds, blues, greens, purples, yellows, blacks ... all kinda colors to put sparkles in the eyes! heh

                            You can be Maid Marian if ya want ...
                            • Milking cows? Thats icky.. Lol.


                              ooh!!! I like gemstones!!!! greens, meh their ok.. blacks!!! yay and reds ooh.. yellows?! purples?! double ..lol.

                              If I'm Maid Marian who's my Robin?! ...lol.

                              • solo wisp gold member
                                July 8
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                                what else could those hands be doin'? heheheh

                                Onyx ... Obsidian? Rubies ...

                                What about Sapphires? heh

                                heh .. Robin ... hmmm ... I'd like with maid's that beautiful you'd have your choice of Robins ... male or female ...
                                • Dirty mind.. you think too much like me..lol.

                                  Yesh yesh

                                  Sapphires are ok.. Don't really think they would go with y eyes though lol..

                                  I don't know anyone named Robin?! And Maids are supposed to be old and virgins?! right? Lol...

                                  • solo wisp gold member
                                    July 8
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                                    I'll git cha some tiger eye ... yesh ... Hmmm ... and I thought maids were paid to clean.
                                    • Thats mexicans silly.. my bad.. Lol.. tiger eye? never heard of those? lol..

                                      • solo wisp gold member
                                        July 8
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                                        Tiger eye ... is a brown gemstone with a yellow streak in it .. looks like an eye. heh
  • No I think its a squolf!!!
  • awwww lory would love this
  • looks like he's poooing lol..........
  • cool pic

    the contest has closed, but I can at least provide a caption for the image: "Oh dear god, why must you be so cruel - though great in number, the nuts that fall from the tree you have blessed me with, seem to only fall amongst the grove of prickly pears."
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