Can You???

Contest is Over

• Contest was judged on July 17
• Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 150, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 12 people
• Final notes:
  All of you guys did a wonderful job of funny. I have no complaints-thanks for taking the time to make my day.

Contest Winners

1. Ma I've Moved Up To Heaven

   What CONDO not everyone could live in such awesome suroundings and have a front view of the highway its like watching the indy 500 twen

   by storiesuntold 61 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 7 5:06 PM. In Humor
   Gold trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
2. I Love Watching The Little Birdies

   As I look out my window,
   On a radiant day;

   by Tony El Great 42 lines, 35 comments, on Dec 9 9:01 PM 2007. In Humor, Life, Nature, Society, Weird, Humanity, Humour
   Silver trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
3. Tom And Jerry

   I heard a rustle in the undergrowth
   felt thunder in the ground,

   by serious clown 14 lines, 21 comments, on Jun 13 12:53 PM 2007. In Humor, Childrens
   Bronze trophy winner

   • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
4. "Someday my prince will come... I hope!"

   by Vera Rich 101 lines, 55 comments, on Mar 2 10:13 PM 2007
   Honorable winner

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5. Poor Henry

   Henry loved his sticky toffee,
   treacle pudding, cream banoffee.

   by passim 79 lines, 18 comments, on May 12 11:11 AM. In Children's, Fun. Humour, Humor.. Reward
   Honorable winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
6. The Bottom Line

   They were all there
   (completely bare)

   by DeGraw 25 lines, 21 comments, on Jun 28 6:24 PM. In Contest, Humor
   Honorable winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
7. Peaceful Valley Sunday

   Parody of the Monkee's song "Pleasant Valley Sunday"
   based on where I live, a subdivision called Peaceful Valley in Kendall, WA

   by OrangeMarmalade 34 lines, 10 comments, on May 18 2:47 AM. In Humor, Life, Society
   Honorable winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
8. Whale Wail

   Sad
   

   by Billbard 9 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 12 2:05 PM 2003. In Humor
   Honorable winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
9. Bunny Boo

   Once...It was many years ago...
   (this is how all scary stories begin)

   by Sonja 46 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 22 12:02 PM 2007. In Challenge, Imagery, Creative, Free style
   Honorable winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
10. The Worm and the Wren

    On my tongue nestled tight
    against my beak at cloud top height
    

    by billpoet 43 lines, 44 comments, on Mar 20 8:50 PM 2007
    Honorable winner

    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
11. Sex and the Species

    by Olivia33 27 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 8 3:08 PM. In Humor, Nature
    Honorable winner

    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
12. 'Streak' of Lightning

    He rides through the night like a banshee possessed complete with his helmet and thick leather vest,

    by moonbumps 27 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 6 9:26 AM. In Humor
    Honorable winner

    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
13. Hacmatac Attack

    I hugged a tree, a hackmatac
    Surprisingly, it hugged me back

    by PerVirtuous Allan 73 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 15 4:15 PM. In Nature
    Honorable winner

    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
14. Our Sweet Happy Home

    Ollie is my dog, you see A “Jack” of fine device

    by shepherd23 34 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 9 5:23 AM
    Honorable winner

    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
15. Homeless poet

    There were three mice running 'round my yard
    I was tryin' just to cath em but found it quite hard!

    by isabellacohen 47 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 8 1:25 PM. In Humor, Contest
    Honorable winner

    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
16. { Incy Wincy With A Twist }

    A spider call Incy was
    bored and fed up. He

    by onesugar 27 lines, 40 comments, on Jun 20 11:47 AM. In Humor, LOL!!!

    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
17. Beware

    I am writing quickly,
    I believe their watching me.

    by Pisces rainbow 40 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 9 7:31 PM. In Humor, Contest

    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

Entries [22]

• Gratitude

  I know a funny story
  It happens to be true

  by Katie Lazette 33 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 7 8:32 PM. In Contest, Humor, Thoughts

  • Commented on by judge.
• My Brother's Banana

  by limechic 38 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 3 5:16 PM. In Adult, Child, Innocence, Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Smoking

  You pock it in
  you strike a match

  by Roker93 21 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 8 9:43 PM. In Humor, Abuse

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• A Lonely Dragon

  There once was a green dragon,
  he had the meanest breath in town,

  by Sandygram 48 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 9 4:10 PM. In Childrens

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The Lay Bye

  I pulled into a lay bye cause I was taken short
  Cocked my leg over the fence my trousers then got caught

  by judmc 9 lines, 30 comments, on Apr 23 6:52 AM

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite

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  shepherd23
  July 17
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  Thanks for the HM, Pat! It was a fun contest!
• 
  Sandygram
  July 17
  Edit | Reply
  Congratulations to all the winners. Nice Contest. Thanks for hosting. Take care. Sandy

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