Ditch the ads, upload images and much more - upgrade today from 5.95/month!
Read Contests Groups Learn Forums Store Help
 

Can You???

Can you...

Write a 'funny' story in poetic tense?

All the while keeping it fresh and clean?

If so, then please share it here in my contest...

Looking forward to your talents and abilities hahaha

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on July 17
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 150, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 12 people
  • Final notes:
    All of you guys did a wonderful job of funny. I have no complaints-thanks for taking the time to make my day.

Contest Winners

  1. What CONDO not everyone could live in such awesome suroundings and have a front view of the highway its like watching the indy 500 twen
    by storiesuntold 61 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 7 5:06 PM. In Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. As I look out my window,
    On a radiant day;
    by Tony El Great 42 lines, 35 comments, on Dec 9 9:01 PM 2007. In Humor, Life, Nature, Society, Weird, Humanity, Humour
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. I heard a rustle in the undergrowth
    felt thunder in the ground,
    by serious clown 14 lines, 21 comments, on Jun 13 12:53 PM 2007. In Humor, Childrens
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. by Vera Rich 101 lines, 55 comments, on Mar 2 10:13 PM 2007
    Honorable winner
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. Henry loved his sticky toffee,
    treacle pudding, cream banoffee.
    by passim 79 lines, 18 comments, on May 12 11:11 AM. In Children's, Fun. Humour, Humor.. Reward
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  6. They were all there
    (completely bare)
    by DeGraw 25 lines, 21 comments, on Jun 28 6:24 PM. In Contest, Humor
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  7. Parody of the Monkee's song "Pleasant Valley Sunday"
    based on where I live, a subdivision called Peaceful Valley in Kendall, WA
    by OrangeMarmalade 34 lines, 10 comments, on May 18 2:47 AM. In Humor, Life, Society
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  8. Sad
    by Billbard 9 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 12 2:05 PM 2003. In Humor
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  9. Once...It was many years ago...
    (this is how all scary stories begin)
    by Sonja 46 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 22 12:02 PM 2007. In Challenge, Imagery, Creative, Free style
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  10. On my tongue nestled tight
    against my beak at cloud top height
    by billpoet 43 lines, 44 comments, on Mar 20 8:50 PM 2007
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  11. by Olivia33 27 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 8 3:08 PM. In Humor, Nature
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  12. He rides through the night like a banshee possessed complete with his helmet and thick leather vest,
    by moonbumps 27 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 6 9:26 AM. In Humor
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  13. I hugged a tree, a hackmatac
    Surprisingly, it hugged me back
    by PerVirtuous Allan 73 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 15 4:15 PM. In Nature
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  14. Ollie is my dog, you see A “Jack” of fine device
    by shepherd23 34 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 9 5:23 AM
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  15. There were three mice running 'round my yard
    I was tryin' just to cath em but found it quite hard!
    by isabellacohen 47 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 8 1:25 PM. In Humor, Contest
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  16. A spider call Incy was
    bored and fed up. He
    by onesugar 27 lines, 40 comments, on Jun 20 11:47 AM. In Humor, LOL!!!
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  17. I am writing quickly,
    I believe their watching me.
    by Pisces rainbow 40 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 9 7:31 PM. In Humor, Contest
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

Entries [22]

1 - 22 of 22
  • I know a funny story
    It happens to be true
    by Katie Lazette 33 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 7 8:32 PM. In Contest, Humor, Thoughts
    • Commented on by judge.
  • by limechic 38 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 3 5:16 PM. In Adult, Child, Innocence, Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • You pock it in
    you strike a match
    by Roker93 21 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 8 9:43 PM. In Humor, Abuse
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • There once was a green dragon,
    he had the meanest breath in town,
    by Sandygram 48 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 9 4:10 PM. In Childrens
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • I pulled into a lay bye cause I was taken short
    Cocked my leg over the fence my trousers then got caught
    by judmc 9 lines, 30 comments, on Apr 23 6:52 AM
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite

Add a comment

    : Comment:

Comments


  • shepherd23 silver member
    July 17
    Edit | Reply
    Thanks for the HM, Pat! It was a fun contest!

  • Sandygram silver member
    July 17
    Edit | Reply
    Congratulations to all the winners. Nice Contest. Thanks for hosting. Take care. Sandy