A Punny Contest

Hey everybody and welcome to my fourth contest.

This contest is all about puns. Some say that puns are the lowest form of humor (I think not) and some think that puns are brilliant. I'm now used to use them and I'm curious what others can do with puns.

So send in a poem/songtext that contain puns. If a pun is not clear to me, I'll message you to ask for the explanation.

I don't care what style or form.
I prefer rhyme, but I'll judge fair and square.
I allow pre-writes, because I always enter contests with pre-writes, so why should I not allow PW's?

If you do not send in a poem that meets the criteria, then I'll leave it in but I'll tell you that you'll have a slim chance to win. Just a warning in advance.

If you want to make fun of certain people, fine with me, but don't flame on people or give hate speeches. I will DQ you if you cross the line.

Rules:
- Stick to poems and lyrics that have puns.
- No WrItInG lIkE tHiS. It's annoying.
- Other usual rules apply.

Good luck in this contest and hopefully you'll win.

Contest is Over

Contest was judged on July 19
Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 4 people
Final notes:
Hello everybody,

I was a bit disappointed with the amount of entries but the ones who did enter my contest, had some very creative ideas. That's why I give everybody points.
After a long time of brainstorming (I know, cliche), I have decided to crown the author of "I spied'er working over there" as the real Prince(ss) of Puns.
So congratulations to everybody and hopefully I'll see you next time.

C.I.M.A Punk

Contest Winners

I spied'er working over there

I spied'er working over there
Her arms were gr8 and it was clear

by Topnotchsy 3 lines, 14 comments, on Jun 5 7:07 PM. In Humor, Weird, Love, Contest
Gold trophy winner

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Contageous

by goat1826 28 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 11 4:00 AM 2007. In Adult, Humor, Life
Silver trophy winner

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Convents to Convicts

From contemplation to conviction
Religiously in habit clothed

by poetrymd 14 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 5 1:56 PM
Bronze trophy winner

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Tom Swifties Collection 1

Random.

by Billbard 10 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 29 7:38 PM 2006. In Humor
Honorable winner

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The great escape

by Vera Rich 25 lines, 16 comments, on Dec 22 11:07 AM 2005. In Humor
Honorable winner

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~ Opun Daze at School ~

Egg cited bee me two right four ewe

by Recluse Writer 22 lines, 23 comments, on Jun 23 11:11 PM 2006. In Personal, Humor
Honorable winner

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Who Took the Cookies From the Cookie Jar?

Umm oatmeal rasin, and chocolate chips,
peanut butter, and oreos are all so sweet upon my lips

by hopeles-romantic 17 lines, 37 comments, on Jul 4 3:58 AM. In funny, humor, diet, health, life, food
Honorable winner

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