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Bring It On!

Bring it on.

Well after a long break, penman and I are back again with another collab contest. I had hoped the time would somehow improve his um, creativity, but no such luck.

So here we are with this er, contest gem. An opportunity to do something different. One fabulous opportunity to flash your quill in a hopefully fun way.

Okay, so here are your options.

1. Give us 50 words on the subject of how fruit is your god.

2. Give 50 words on why roller coasters are a form of intimacy.

3. Give us 50 words on why you have a fear of nuts.

4. Give us 50 words on the perils of dirty underwear.

5. Give us 50 to 100 words on you first love experience with chocolate.

6. Give us 50 to 100 words on why fireworks may panic aliens.

7. Give us 50 to 100 words on why you should be poetic emperor of the world.

Now come on, we know you want to show us your wisdom, your poetic beauty and prowess, and we say, bring it on!

Please state the option you chose in your AN

1st place 1000 points

2nd place 600 points

3rd place 400 points

Honorable Mentions possible.

Rule:

1. No eating brownies while riding a green aardvark.
2. No writing sonnets on toilet paper about buffalo drool.
3. No eating tacos in a pink submarine named Ralph.
4. No borrowing leftover pizza from a beautician on Friday at midnight.
5. No playing strip poker with blue elephants who play jazz with their tails.


Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on July 11, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 1000, Silver: 600, Bronze: 400, Honorable mention: 9 people
  • Final notes:
    Thank you all for these fabulous entries! We loved them all. Totally agreed on the top three though.
    You all deserve a trophy for your excellent writes and taking on penman's ...ummm...unusual challenge!!
    HM's are in no particular order!
    As I write he is concocting another crazy list of options for another contest!
    Thank you all again
    Gaylene & penman xxxx

Contest Winners

  1. Poetic Alien Emporer
    Eating my first love of chocolate
    cherry filled fruit center,
    by Roaddog Wolf 27 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 27 7:04 AM 2008. In Humor, Other, Weird
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Whoops!
    Mom always insisted
    I wear clean underwear,
    by artis 21 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 27 3:24 AM 2008. In Humor, Life, Thoughts, Weird
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Sultry Amusement
    by Carolina Moon 20 lines, 14 comments, on Jun 27 8:40 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. [ a rumbling tummy is all i need, ]
    a rumbling tummy is all i need, in the middle of an exam,
    by munkiess 19 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 27 3:22 AM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Feeding Time
    The sky filled with rockets colorful blasts in escapade,
    by Karl Weiss - Topaz 16 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 27 3:34 AM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. a Dirty Poem
    its tuesday now were in the woods
    i forgot one bag when we left
    by Darkwell 13 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 27 6:11 AM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. I Should be Empress of the Earth...
    Because I can outsmart preschoolers, And untie my shoes,for what it's worth.
    by liatheddrfreak 7 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 27 2:23 PM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. Our wailing veils of hair; our rollercoaster
    Roll me and wrap me in sweetest sickness
    Upward, inverted, inside out
    by Animarising 16 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 10 8:47 AM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  9. Night to Remember
    We were flying high Oh so high
    by loveless-shadow 23 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 10 3:38 PM 2008. In weird, fantasy, humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  10. Lorin Raab is the only surviving bard.
    On the occasion of a rowdy excursion,
    12 explosives may come into play.
    by Madam Cutter 19 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 10 4:53 PM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  11. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4412417, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  12. "Ahhh Nuts!"
    by BuriedTreasures 12 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 10 7:12 PM 2008. In Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Karl Weiss - Topaz gold member
    June 27, 2008
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    Ah the lighter side is a wonderful thing and expressed fluently here, I don't mind elephants playing jazz with their tales, someone please tell me how to get them out of my living room!


  • munkiess
    June 27, 2008
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    gosh these topics arent easy lmao! i felt hungry so did the fruit one hehe


  • liatheddrfreak
    July 2, 2008
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    I'm not sure I can obey the rules...


  • Roaddog Wolf
    July 11, 2008
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    Oh WOW!!

    too cool, lol thank you for the honor of the gold I really had fun with this one. congrats to the other winners

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