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Cosmic Joker




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YOU are the cosmic joker - what sort of thing would you do to the humans you see flaunting their works on earth?

Take this to any dimension you want to only remember that originality is key here!  The more outrageous the better in this one!

SPELLING AND GRAMMAR COUNT! If you couldn't be bothered to spell check I couldn't be bothered to comment

NO RELIGION!

BREVITY is my friend!

As always, trophies and points to be added if entries warrant it Smile

 

This contest will close in 5 or 6 days or after 20 entries (whichever comes first - feel free to reserve, but come back and finish)

 

 

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on June 30, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 300, Bronze: 300
  • Final notes:
    thanks to all three of you for taking the time to enter this contest
    I enjoyed all three of your writes and decided that if I cannot give all three gold, I should at least give all three the same amount of points, so well done to all of you and thank you once again!

Contest Winners

  1. Cosmic Joker
    I'm the cosmic joker and I like to have fun.
    by HaleyMary 10 lines, 18 comments, on Jun 27 12:06 AM 2008. In humor cosmic joker poetry
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Light Speed Pass
    I want my light speed pass back ___hole
    My work down there takes it's toll
    by Quiet places 14 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 24 3:14 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Angst
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. The Polling Place
    I'm the cosmic joker of both time and space,
    I taught the girls of China about the polling place.
    by light insight 17 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 28 8:46 AM 2008. In Humor, Society, Thoughts
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • LadyDementia gold member
    June 24, 2008
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    Cool idea...got some fab inspiration...just need it in the form of words..lol

  • imahealer
    June 24, 2008
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    Love the idea, here. What I'd like to do, I could never put into words here! LOL Think I like the Heile contests better! There are only three people I would ever (for real) send a miss- juggled meteorite straight to their heads. Will be back to read the entries!
    XOXO


    • Tattboyspet
      June 24, 2008
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      lol - it doesn't have to be a mean thing you know - just a prank or something
      but thanks anyway my friend

      • imahealer
        June 24, 2008
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        Oh! That's another story. I am great at pranks! mmmmmmuuuuuhhaaaaaaa!


  • Sylvyrwyng gold member
    June 24, 2008
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    Oh good Lord woman! do you know what havoc we could all wreak on this planet???? lmao

    • Tattboyspet
      June 25, 2008
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      how much fun would it be?!
      sheesh!
      was standing outside the other day thinking - damn, how I would love to have the run of the pranks and have somebody look up shaking their head and saying, "Thanks you bastard cosmic joker, I needed that like I needed another hole in my ... " oh, I'm sure you get the gist
      lol - SO much fun!!!!!!!!!!!


  • HaleyMary
    June 26, 2008
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    Cool Contest

    This looks like a cool contest, Chantell. I tried writing a poem for this, but unfortunately I couldn't stay away from the mockery aspect. Guess that goes to show I've turned into a true youtube atheist now, eh?
    Can I mock the easter bunny and Santa or is that not allowed? I mean, technically, Easter and Christmas are about Jesus, right? Let me know. I'll only enter if I feel I won't be offending anybody. Best of luck with your contest. Hope you're having an awesome start to the summer.

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