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Anything and everything

this is my first contest so i'm throwing a party
Thats right you can post anything (except for erotica),
any poem you have will be accepted ( except for Erotica),
any genre you want (except for Erotica) Prewrites allowed.(unless the prewrite is erotica) You know that poem you made about that living mutated jelly bean who sings Frank Sinatra and eats children for dinner, Post it anyway!!!(unless its a erotic poem about a Jellybean who eats children for dinner.)

Recap

Rules:

1) nO sTiCkY cApS
2) No txt spk (unless trying to get a point across with it in the poem)
3) No erotica - that's the only genre I won't take
4) No bashing of other poets/poems
5) Author's Notes are not required, but I like having them to read just to get a better feel for why you wrote the poem
6) Any genre (other than erotica) is accepted - that means suicide, love, cutting, emo, gory (blood and guts), anything. Sad, happy, I don't really have a preference.
7) HAVE FUN!

( I like to thank Shassidy for writing these rules...they were a complete copy and paste job...cause I'm lazy)

Edit: Oh yeah if anyone does decide to write a poem about a mutated jelly bean who eats children for dinner, and its good I'll feature you on my page.
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Somebody has wrote the Jelly Bean Poem. i am so happy, in a sadistic sort of way. and I made my own "ridiculous" version of the jelly bean theme myself in the comments area.
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Wow 101 entries, i am getting them judged as quick as possible, but theres 101 poems, so hang in there, it might take all two weeks.

There have been some Amazing entries so far its going to be tough to pick the winter.
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I have also added some more points to this contest, as so many people have entered

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on July 22, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 600, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50
  • Final notes:
    Congrats to all

Contest Winners

  1. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4364296, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  2. Daddy you were here right from the start
    by tawk 18 lines, 28 comments, on Jun 13 9:03 AM 2008. In Personal, Love, dedication
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. My world, much like this notebook, is falling apart.
    Not that it was extravagant to begin with
    by hindsight20-20 130 lines, 22 comments, on Feb 24 3:57 PM 2007
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • peridotPixi
    June 12, 2008
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    i like your picture, that dog is cute, and so is his tail ~Amy

  • Fitz1901
    June 12, 2008
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    I love the sunglasses, they compliment him so perfectly don't they

  • Fitz1901
    June 13, 2008
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    Jellybean

    Might as well Right my own jellybean Poem

    A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
    Luke Skywalker was fighting Darth Vader one day
    And the battle was fierce, the battle was intense
    and then the Jellybean ate off Luke Skywalkers right hand.

    and Darth Vader quickly Blurted out "Luke I am your father
    but Luke misunderstood and cried out "A Jellybeans my father!!"
    and he let go of the ledge , it was all so sad
    but you wouldn't want a Jellybean to be your dad.

    Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
    all got eaten by the jellybean one day
    and santa screamed out " Oh My Golly Gee!"
    crashed his sleigh and fell in a chimney.

    and the children ran out "Santa You Okay"
    and Santa said " Ho Ho Ho, THERES A GIANT JELLYBEAN."
    and the Jellybean crashed through the door, and chased the children through the streets
    singing Frank Sinatra and many freaky things

    Now George W.Bush saw on the news the Jellybean
    and called Dick Cheney and said "better start hunting"
    and called Donald Trump said " better start trumping"
    and called Bill Clinton and said "Better start humping"
    "what!!"
    "never mind"

    and so the army engaged
    to stop the jelly bean deranged
    and then found the Jelly Bean dead on the street

    " God Damn, Misses Clause Knows Karate"


    and such is the legacy of the Jelly Bean
    eating Santa's reindeer and Sky walkers right hand
    and one thing to remind you of before the Poems complete
    No the author of this is not on LSD!!!!


  • Leanna-bean
    June 13, 2008
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    can you enter more then once?

  • Fitz1901
    June 13, 2008
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    Sorry that would be a no


  • myusikah
    June 15, 2008
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    When are you going to judge?

    • Fitz1901
      June 17, 2008
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      well I'm actually judging as the poems are entered, even though I am behind.

      should be within a week or less after the contest closes


  • HereComesTheSun
    June 25, 2008
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    i entered two if its not okay you can take one out, i dont mind


  • tawk gold member
    July 25, 2008
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    Thanks for the silver!!! Congrats to all the winners thanks for hosting such a wonderful contest for all. Theresa

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