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MAKE ME HAPPY TRY TO MAKE ME LAUGH.

O.K. simple contest for funny folk.
I would like amusing / sarcastic / laugh out loud.
the stupid and sublime are all welcome but the contest does come with a warning below.
http://allpoetry.com/contest/2409135
Just finished judging this comp I held.
Should you wish to revise your poem after reading comments I posted to none trophy winners.

The first thing I do is copy and paste into an email to send then spell check.
If nothing comes up then I look for punctuation followed by grammar.

The final stage is purely personal as to whether I like something or not

Thought you may like to know this

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on June 25, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 150
  • Final notes:
    I thank you all graciously and kindly for your contribution to my contest.
    For those who won congratulations.
    For those who only had a comment commiserations(not)
    It was a hard thing deciding which one should get gold and which silver, in the end I just picked another one it was easier
    Hope to see you again if I havn't offended you too much.
    If I havn't then i must be mellowing in my old age .....
    Take care xxxxxx

Contest Winners

  1. by KayJay 41 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 22 10:07 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor, Life, Love
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Looking in the mirror,
    Oh it's getting late.
    by Pisces rainbow 42 lines, 14 comments, on Jun 10 10:03 AM 2008. In Humor, Contest
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. by HellRaiser21 21 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 6 7:26 PM 2008. In Erotica, Humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. I always blamed my parents for not getting any sleep that night
    Giving me those stupid jellybeans, as if it were nothing!
    by EmoAngel 28 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 13 12:50 AM 2008. In weird, funny [remove]
  5. I was hanging upside down
    from our family tree,
    by Poetess12 28 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 20 5:41 PM 2008
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

Entries [18]

1 - 18 of 18
  • 3 men died at the same time and all stood at the gates of heaven together. St. Peter said you all made it into heaven however, your "ride" depends on how loyal you were to your mate... Seemed fair...
    by z etoile 21 lines, 23 comments, on Dec 7 4:55 PM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Just a tad of silliness!!
    by BillyClyde 57 lines, 17 comments, on Apr 10 1:18 PM 2007. In Humor, Life, Lyrics
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • by Stargaze 33 lines, 18 comments, on Sep 27 6:20 PM 2005. In Other
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • by Billbard 13 lines, 17 comments, on Dec 17 4:32 PM 2004. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • One day in Safford
    My father called and announced
    by Blood Bloom 46 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 11 5:23 PM 2008. In Funny, Contest, My life
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • there was this guy named Roo
    by Darkwell 53 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 7 11:06 AM 2008. In Humor, Weird
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • This is a Tale of Old King Cole
    A regal gent with merry soul
    by Recluse Writer 30 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 23 10:25 PM 2008. In Humor, Passim's Contest
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • My wishes for you on your 20th birthday
    I hope you don’t get saggy and grey
    by limechic 25 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 20 8:50 PM 2008. In Humor, Old Age
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • It was a cold, dark night Watching a idiotically scary moving picture
    by EmoAngel 17 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 22 11:11 PM 2008
    • Commented on by judge.
  • On this warm night, I wish I could sleep Instead of having itchy feet
    by ChrisE 18 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 21 7:14 PM 2008. In Contemporary, Life
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • What's so special about Those ugly girls?
    with their gross, nasty makeup and wimpy ol' curls.
    by Marshmallowman 21 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 27 10:23 PM 2006. In Humor, Childrens
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • An ode to my strange but wonderful cat.
    by Animals 20 lines, 16 comments, on Jun 20 4:31 AM 2008. In Animals, Cats
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • The guy two seats below me
    will not shut his stupid trap.
    by Justin 47 lines, 63 comments, on Jun 19 5:57 AM 2008. In Humor, Life, Personal, Society, Other
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite

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  • Retox
    June 12, 2008
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    Armyman

    Chuck norris can believe its not butter!