What are you like ? Contest

 Ask yourself questions and answer them in a Quiz format...

 Let me see what you're like....

Here is my example ..you dont have to use my questions

and it doesnt have to be as long as mine -I'm a very complex

person that's why its the length that it is

1) What's your favourite Motto

A. Smile and the whole world will...think you're an idiot

B. Do unto others before they can do unto you

C. Get yourself a rubber chicken, you won't regret it

D. Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're full up here

E. One potato, two potato, three potato, four

F. When in doubt act insane

(2) When you're not writing how do you occupy your time...

A. looking for empty beer bottles in ditches

B. holding your title as the local leap frog champion

C. approaching farm animals and yanking their teats

D. talking to your reflection in store windows

E. passing off Ex-lax as chocolate to relatives you hate

F. doodling on some bald guy's head

(3) While waiting in a long line-up at the bank you...

A. wait patiently and move forward in an orderly fashion

B. curse the people in front and behind, demanding elbow room

C. sit on the floor and slide ahead on your arse

D. pick your nose to pass some time

E. challenge someone to a thumb wrestle

F. blow spit bubbles

(4) Who's your bestest buddy and a must have in bed...

A. a fluffy teddy bear

B. Mr. Rogers

C. a rubber chicken with interchangeable beaks

D. a dozen jelly doughnuts

E. silly putty and a comic book

F. all of the above, at the same time with your mate

(5) Which of these Country & Western Songs is your favourite

A. Broken Hearted Hog-Callin`Blues

B. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away

C. Git Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

D. I Fell Into A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

E. Mama Get The Hammer, There's A Fly On Papa's Head

F. My Wife Ran Off With My Bestfriend And I Sure Do Miss Him

(6) The best way for you to eat ice-cream on a cone is...

A. short quick licks

B. bite and swallow

C. big drooly dog licks

D. mash it in your face

E. mash it in my face

F. let it melt and drink it through a straw

(7) Which of the following is your favourite thing to wear

A. knee high socks with sandals

B. elasticized polyester pants that fit comfortably under your armpits

C. flip-flops that spank as you walk

D. lederhosen

E. The Airssiere (blow-up bra)

F. a clown suit

(8) What is the most efficient way to rid yourself of a hang nail

A. nail file

B.rub it up against a brick wall

C. hedge clippers

D. bite it off

E. tie a string around the hang nail and the other end to the bumper of a car..then wait for it to pull away

F. crazy glue it back in place

(9) When you get an embarrassing itch while grocery shopping, you...

A. stop a shopper and ask for help

B. stick your hand down your pants real fast and scratch

C. lean up against the shopping cart and grind into it

D. throw yourself on the floor and break dance

E. ask for the manager

F. go to the flea powder aisle

(10)  If you notice a booger hanging outta of a friend's nose, would you...

A. discreetly point at it to let him know

B. gag and throw-up

C. laugh loudly and yell "ewwwwww SNOT"

D. throw your drink in his face and then hand him a towel

E. stare and direct your conversation at it

F. slap'em in the head hoping to knock it off

(11) Which of the following do you love best

A. Silly

B. Naughty

C. outrageous

D. nonsense

E. satire

F. all of the above

(12) What medical procedure did you suggest to your friend Marvin Bottomsworth for his collapsed sphincter

A. couch

B. banana

C. anal o'ring

D. encyclopaedia

E. fork

F. gerbil

(13) What's your real name

A. Bozo

B. Captain Crunch

C. Mr. Bean

D. none of the above or below

E. none of your business

F. Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley
Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley

(14) What's the name of the last book you read...

A. 101 Fun Things To Do With A Wiener

B. How To Shave Your Schnauzer With No Pain

C. Nutty Naughty Nonsense

D. Sky Diving In One Easy Lesson

E. How To Heighten (Interview with a mad midget)

F. "Marriage For Dummies" and should it have an expiration date


(15) While using a public restroom, you've just discovered there's no toilet paper in your cubicle, you...

A. Shake the dribbles off like a guy

B. look for an old scrap piece of paper in your purse

C. take off your sock and use the under side

D. stand there and let it air dry

E. pull your undies back up and promise to change them as soon as you get home

F. use your cell to call a friend for some toilet paper

(16) When you're upset with your spouse or boyfriend do you

A. make funny faces behind his back

B. fix him green eggs and ham for breakfast

C. let his belly button lint build up

D. flush the toilet when he's in the shower

E.stick a wad of already chewed gum to the bottom of his shoe

F. duct tape the TV remote to the ceiling

(17) You sometimes get this uncontrollable urge to....

A. sing every song from the movie The Wizard Of Oz

B. throw a pie in someone's face

C. break out into the "chicken dance" in a ball room dancing competition

D. in a crowded waiting room, tell the person next to you , he/she is sitting on your imaginary circus friend

E. blow a gigantic Bazooka Joe bubble in church while standing up and pointing at it proudly..

F. at a funeral, while paying your respects to some staid old, meaner then hell, distant relative..let a big one go, plug your nose and point at the corpse

(18, A.) If you could incorporate more of something in your life..it woud be

A. love

B. laughter

C. brussle sprouts

D. jelly beans

E. faith

F. toilet paper

(18, B) What is the one thing you never learned as a child and still don't know to this day

A. to tie your shoes

B. how to measure using 8ths and 16ths

C.how to tell time

D. which shoe goes on which foot

E.abc's

F. to stop saying - i went to the potty all by myself

(19) What do you look for in another person

A. someone who thinks food fights are fun

B. expertise with a water gun

C. must be able to play "stairway to heaven" on a kazoo

D. a serious and no nonsense type

E. a posh uppity full of decorum sort

F. everyone has a least one positive quality and your willing to work with that

(20) Which three words best describe your life

A. confused, abused and refused

B. live, love and laugh

C. alive, strive and survive

D. nuttin, glutton and struttin

E. mad, sad and bad

F. blob, slob and i dont feel very well

Have fun, get silly and ridiculous :)