'SUGGESTIONS PLEASE'
PREFER RHYMERS
BUT
I AM SOOOO DESPERATE
I WILL NOW ACCEPT FREE VERSE
ANYTHING!!! JUST HELP ME
*help*
"HOW MANY WAYS ARE THERE TO TURN
PROSPECTIVE BUYERS OFF A HOUSE THAT
YOU ARE RENTING NOW???"
(While they are inspecting!)
Short is sweet...just make the point!
I am bored {hence this contest}
and shat off with
one minute Notice and
one hour notice
and THEN they come late!
Today I got 1 hour and they were late...
Last Sunday I got ONE MINUTE notice in
the early morning...hellooooooo???
Go for it and HELP ME PLEEZE
My Dog Chilli has best so far by
'Scooting' on the Carpet as one family entered.
Link to that for a giggle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTc7_0uYc5I
Points HAVE GONE up!!
Accompanied here by the one and only
YoursTrulyJulie
(Sista Cuz Best Friend...Everything)
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on June 13, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 2000, Silver: 1000, Bronze: 500, Honorable mention: 4 people
- Final notes: Thanks folks
This was difficult come time to sort out the top three!
So I ran them through my voice program and listened to the flow of all for poetic prowess as well as tips for me...this is the
conclusion we came to. We thank you one and all for so many tips and downright dang fine splendid ideas to help me deter the invaders!
Special mention to this stanza from 'pania'
I loved the idea!!!
'If you have time, then organize
some hobos; say they call
expecting food, most every day
and sleep along the wall.'
(100 points for you!)
Fingers crossed with all your help I can pull this off and get to stay here
Linda and Jules
Contest Winners
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Before they arrive here’s what you should do,
run up the stairs quick and block the damn loo,• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
Don't apologise - it was handy that you're late.
It gave me time to mend the garden gate• Commented on by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 4311485, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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I must get this place ready they want to show today.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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So me and my wife, we decided to come up with a devious plan
Because I’m not selling my house to the one-minute warning man!• Commented on by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 4281925, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [15]
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This is MY home, Can't you see?• Commented on by judge.
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Shall I grow anxious, oh what should I do? while waiting for people that don't have a clue.by goodnrg85 3 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 8 1:10 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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by fullfathomfive 22 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 11 5:32 PM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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Hello, I'm glad to see you I'm so glad you came along• Commented on by judge.
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Don't worry the roaches are free ha, ha, ha that's just a jokeby lorijo25 34 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 11 11:39 PM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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Comments
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Hehehehhe... you funny lady!!!! I'll see what I can do to help. Short on time right now, we've started the last (I Hope) of our house remodel, and are now in the middle of re-doing the living room!!! from floor to ceiling.. arg!! but would love to help if I can...
doc.
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Need ALL the help I can get Doc !!!!
This could be a What Not To Do info contests for you when selling yours
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Good luck sista and good luck to those who enter
*Monkey Boogie* -
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Thanks Bro
Can ya help me???
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i will try but I'm not really good at this...
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How're doin'? Great contest theme.
Did you try a dead fish in your garbage pail? Curdled milk hidden in a cupboard? -
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No I haven't but my dog tried to help out somewhat...
check out the video link I have added...SHE DID THAT !!!
Right in front of one lot when they walked in the front door
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Good luck with this - I like your attitude and will try to get an entry written with some good ideas for you!
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Big thank you thank you
10 Lookers within 7 months of being here is TOO MUCH for a Bear To bear.
Appreciate your response to my plea
Linda
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I'll be entering
I got a bunch of ideas, but will write in the morning. Mind if I hold a spot?
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Not at all if'n ya gonna help me out here...Thanks!!!
I am running out of Hair!!!!!!!!
Linda & Jules
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I've bought and sold more houses than you would ever imagine a 19 year old doing I have the exp you need!
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Oh thank you ever so much for the silver! I am thrilled
I just hope you got soemthing from everyone that will help Some great ideas out there
Congratulations to the other winners
Gaylene
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Well deserved (for a non rhymer
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Thanks for some wonderful tips hon
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Thank you for the honorable mention. I had great fun writing for your contest, and I do hope your problem is solved. Congratulations to the winners. Patricia
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You are most welcome Patricia. I think I have plenty up my sleeve to the next lookers now
thanks again
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