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Insane Ramblings of the Hermit Poet

We have all heard of the hermit poet, that slightly mad person living amongst the woodland creatures. He's penning his poems and giving impromptu shows to the field mice. His breath hints of beetles and berries (and much worse combinations!) How this person's view of the world must be askew from the main flow of humanity.

I would like to see poems or stories about the hermit poet.

What is his day like?
Why is he up there in the hills anyway?
Why hasn't he seen a dentist?
What would one of his poems be like?
Is he compiling a collection of soul shaking verse to heal the world's ills?

These are a few of the questions I would like answered, perhaps you lovely poets could come up with your own queries. I'm very excited to see what you have on tap!

Now, everyone give a collective Bronx cheer:
(thanks!)

Da Rulez!

#&%$@# - Any form or style is welcome in the House of Cthulhu. I have no real favorite style, but am partial to free verse. Sticky caps really don't float my boat, but if it enhances the overall, gestalt picture of your verse, then by all means, bring it!

#71 - Play nice folks. No bashing of anyone or their beliefs. This is my only disqualifying offense.

#^*^*^ - I will comment on every offering when the contest closes.

#4.9241 - Prewrites are allowed - however, in order for your poem to have any chance of winning, it must be about your vision of the hermit poet.

#&# - Label all content appropriately, there's no reason for little ones to be reading adult material.

#59 - Points and Honorable Mentions will increase depending on participation.

#5 - Please, proofread your piece before submission, it's a sign of pride in your work and reflects the hard work you put into your poem.


Other than that, have fun folks! I know I will when I read your fine works!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on June 11, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 500, Silver: 400, Bronze: 300, Honorable mention: 6 people
  • Final notes:
    Now I shall have to take a two hour shower to scrub away the insanity that has been inflicted on me!!!!! Thank you kind poets for playing along with me! This is one of the funnest contests I've hosted. Amazing, madness inducing poetry offered for free! Yay! Stay tuned for the next installment...

Contest Winners

  1. I'm working on it. Don't rush me with your fast living ways.
    by Luciferian Aeon 46 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 2 11:29 AM 2008
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Oh script,gab script grab
    I am going mad.
    by ramemareh 29 lines, 5 comments, on May 29 6:49 PM 2008. In Humor, Life, Nature, Weird
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Cracked skin gapes in little places
    Showing the raw red of life still within;
    by Gupse 30 lines, 4 comments, on May 28 9:52 PM 2008. In Spiritual, Nature, Contest
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. I sit deep within my cave of reflection
    Not knowing what emotions to meditate
    by Revwilliamfoos 35 lines, 4 comments, on May 29 8:24 AM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. They say I am astray in the head, that I walk barefoot over the coals
    by Bad Bill 23 lines, 3 comments, on May 29 4:33 AM 2008. In Spiritual, Thoughts
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. He left his home of Logic, Law and Reason
    To wander after dreams and phantom guesses.
    by jimmy20johns 20 lines, 46 comments, on Sep 13 1:04 AM 2007. In Nature.
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  7. Sitting on a mountaintop looking out over a world
    by JWGoethe 63 lines, 13 comments, on May 12 1:01 PM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  8. by Dark Otter 23 lines, 2 comments, on May 30 2:26 PM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Spiritual, Thoughts, Weird
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  9. they come up
    like a drunkard’s puke
    by billpoet 56 lines, 21 comments, on Mar 20 8:08 PM 2007
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • Gupse
    May 28, 2008
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    Error


    Er, yes, it was.
    I got carried away, sorry.

    Interesting topic for this day and age.


    • Great Cthulhu
      May 28, 2008
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      Was this meant to be an entry in the contest? If so, feel free, just click on the links above just underneath the 'Enter this contest' prompt. Remember to smile, Cthulhu dreams of you too!
      __
      oO
      /||\


  • aslanlight
    May 29, 2008
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    Looks good!


  • Maldronah
    June 6, 2008
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    Have you room for the Beatles 'Fool on the Hill'?

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