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I need a laugh

Ok guys, here we go..I need a laugh..

Write something hilarious in no more than 4lines.
you can hold a spot if you would like, contests will close once I get 15 entries.

Have fun


PS: Keep it nice and clean please

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on May 24, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 150, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 4 people
  • Final notes:
    Thank you everyone for the great laugh, all entries were funny and creative. Congrats for all the winners
    Ruby34

Contest Winners

  1. Email
    I went to send a message of endearment to a lady.
    I hurriedly addressed it. It filled in automatically.
    by KayJay 7 lines, 9 comments, on May 22 10:10 PM 2008. In Humor, Life, Contemporary
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. The Revolution Is Near!
    by DarkHunter 4 lines, 5 comments, on May 23 7:14 PM 2008. In Humor, Contest
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. what luck?
    lucky the rabbit...
    was a 'charmed one' for sure
    by Swangrnv 4 lines, 26 comments, on May 22 9:02 PM 2008. In contest, humor, fantasy, thoughts, other, weird
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. Dog Problems
    I've been trying to teach my dog How to speak, lay down, and beg.
    by Mark Rickerby 7 lines, 16 comments, on May 22 10:44 PM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Sometimes
    Sometimes i get so frustrated
    when things don’t work out my way!
    by Topaze 10 lines, 7 comments, on May 22 8:55 PM 2008. In Contest, Thoughts, Humor, Life
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4262207, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  7. Tax Man Prayer
    Lord let me squeeze every social security number of last penny, grant me audit third eye sight to find every deduction lie,
    by penman 5 lines, 7 comments, on May 22 8:50 PM 2008. In Other
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

Entries [13]

1 - 13 of 13
  • Life and ducks
    by nobodys looking 2 lines, 5 comments, on May 22 9:45 PM 2008
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Peak Pique
    by Billbard 3 lines, 4 comments, on May 22 9:58 PM 2008. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Delicious
    master to cook, is food delicious yesterday
    by Venugopal 5 lines, 7 comments, on May 22 11:49 PM 2008. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Fanny Shock
    A wide eyed Fanny looked up in the sky, what she saw came as quite a shock,
    by Poetess12 3 lines, 1 comment, on May 23 10:34 AM 2008
    • Commented on by judge.
  • About me 1
    I am nice i'm kind i hate clowns i love to be in crowds i'm scared of hights and i will never bight!!!!!
    by CoolZo986 0 lines, 4 comments, on May 23 3:31 AM 2008. In Humor, Hope, Life
    • Commented on by judge.

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  • Bob Fox
    May 23, 2008
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    Beans

    The beans were tasty,
    and mighty fine
    But so unkind,
    to my behind.

    • Amarige
      May 23, 2008
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      haha thank you for your comment..nice morning laugh
      Ruby


  • LadyOfFate
    May 23, 2008
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    funny in four lines? a haiku? that is something I can't do. My jokes tell a story first then the last line is the kicker.

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