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Bring on the Cliche Poetry!!

It's been a while since I've run a contest, I have to admit - a very long while, while to be ashamed of, thinking the amount of contests I've won. So, I decided to do it all again - new contest, Masky style!
I've mentioned on my profile that I am the "Cliche Queen". I am not. I want to find the Queen (or King??) of the cliche poetry! Give me your poems that have been called cliches over time (or that you yourself think of as cliches!), so I can evaluate them and ...well, give the points away.

So! Any rules, you ask? Of course. Here you go (Help yourself to the cookies, while at it):

1. No Adult/Erotica/Sensual. Only 14. Can't read it, wouldn't read it if I could.
2. Get as cliche as you can be! Nursery Rhyme, overused topics, hit me with your best shot!
3. I would much rather read rhyming poems, but I've liked Free Verse before (See my other contests, see the winers, so you can get a good idea of what I like )
...Just a little hint: I like stuff that makes me think. I know I don't seem like much (And I've said it a lot before!), but I can understand a nice message in a poem!
4. Might add more Honorables, if the poems are THAT good!
5. I have a short attention span, so...Somewhere under 30 lines will do it.
6. Pre-writes, as usually, accepted. Just ...make sure they are cliche!
7. Don't make me get my dictionary from under the desk lamp! That doesn't mean you have to write like you're writing a poem for a 5-year-old, but...I think you get the idea.
8. You can swear, but only if you really, really, REALLY have to.
9. Of course, no bashing of other poets' poetry. How would you feel if someone said bad stuff about yours? (I, for one, won't.)

I know it seems like ...a lot, but really, the rules aren't that hard - should be pretty simple to be followed, if read with enough attention!

I will try to make my comments as constructive as I can, but I do tend to get a little away from the point from time to time. Don't hurt me! Also, don't get impatient if I am a little late with commenting - just the way I judge these things ^_^

Any more questions? Ask me if anything, message me if anything wasn't clear. Now off you go!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on June 5
  • Rewards: Gold: 1000, Silver: 500, Bronze: 300, Honorable mention: 13 people
  • Final notes:
    "NO WAY!" you must be thinking - "She actually judged the contest!!". Well, I'll reply, yes, I have, and I'm sorry it took me soooo long! It was the end of the 8th grade, exams, and such. Plus, I'm slow at judging, and that's a known fact
    I will have to tell you that I never expected to do what I've done in this contest: to add HM for all the poems entered! I was actually astonished by the quality of the entries submitted to my review, and there were many I wished I could've given Gold, many I wish I could've given Silver and many that deserved Bronze. But I could only pick 3, so I did, and ...I want to let you all know that the HM's are in absolutely NO particular order, because it was hard enough to decide for the top 3, ...no way in the world I could've picked all the other great poems over others just as great. So, there we go. HM's for everyone!! And, once again, sorry for the delay - if it makes it any better, I did use the time studying, and came in third, regarding my English examination! (I'm getting off-topic)
    If my lenghty comments bored anyone, I apologize - that's just the way I do things around here, at AP.
    Thank you ALL for entering your poems in my contest, for the pleasure I had reading them! I'll most likely return to this contest's page to read some of them again, sometime - thank you again!
    ~Masky

Contest Winners

  1. ~*~
    by Never Fall in Love 36 lines, 71 comments, on Feb 16 9:17 AM 2007. In Love, Personal, Valentine
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. Come my dear and sit a while.
    I have some wisdom to share.
    by Kathryn Bowden 31 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 8 12:22 PM
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. Once upon a time there was an evil in the land,
    an evil with leigions of ugly creatures to command.
    by fakeport 37 lines, 9 comments, on May 19 7:22 AM. In Weird, Humor, Cliche
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. by jadedsnapdragon 24 lines, 13 comments, on Apr 22 10:28 PM
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. Laughter echos through her body,as if a silent cave. Her smile sends chills through his mind, starting to engrave.
    by notsotorturedartist 16 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 20 1:36 PM
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  6. Tears fall from my eyes
    As I gasp air for you
    by ForeverLastingComa 37 lines, 36 comments, on Jan 31 7:16 PM 2007
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  7. FOR THE LOVE OF YOU
    If I could have you
    by Jeremy0826 57 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 26 3:31 AM 2007. In Contest, Love, Life, Hope, Thoughts, Unconditional Love
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  8. To twist life's blurred dimensions slowly bleed them into one,
    by vici377 8 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 20 7:15 AM
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  9. with every passing day
    a piece breaks off
    by stuckinabottle 13 lines, 9 comments, on May 18 12:54 PM. In Pain, Sad, Love
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  10. That life’s a cliché
    In such disarray
    by xxbrokenxagainxx 13 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 28 6:17 PM. In Life, Hope, Inspirational
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  11. The full moon / Is out this night / With romance / Lingering / In the air /
    by DavidTennantRocks 5 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 21 11:35 PM 2007. In Love
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  12. True Story about an Angel.
    by OrangeMarmalade 24 lines, 12 comments, on May 16 3:16 AM. In Spiritual, Thoughts, Hope, Life, Personal
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  13. My Wife Is A Beauty
    Her Good Looks Excel
    by Billbard 7 lines, 23 comments, on Apr 6 4:15 PM 2003. In Love
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  14. The heart break you caused All the tears flowing from my eyes
    by Night Mistress 1 28 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 24 1:31 AM 2007. In Pain, Heartbreak, Loss, Love, sadness
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  15. Taken in by the grain fields supplicating mid conciliate winds. Teeming I tarried to view them as I ambled along amid the swaying stalks fe
    by Jamesleelong37 20 lines, 29 comments, on May 18 10:45 AM. In Hope, Life, Love, Nature, Other, Thoughts, Spiritual, Personal
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  16. I hate you, The way you make,
    by Baisi 14 lines, 1 comment, on May 14 3:57 PM. In Personal, Pain, Love, Anger
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • is it ok if the poem is 33 lines or no?
  • lol it is so hard to choose, i think at one point or other someone has said cliche to me on every poem i have ever posted here

    • masky
      May 18
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      Roll a dice, then!
      Or try
      www.random.org
      *Yes, I mean it...it's like, my Bible, or something.LOL!*
      I'm sure I'll love any poem you enter

  • *heart attack*
    I'm not sure if gold is a compliment, hahaha - but thankies

    • masky
      June 5
      Edit | Reply
      Of course it's not a compliment - it's a MEGAcompliment! *hyper again* You're welcome!!
  • wow! you gave everyone something, thats pretty cool! thank you for the HM and congrats to all other winners. =D

    • masky
      June 5
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      Everybody deserved something ^_^ I knew as I started to read the first poems it would be hard to judge! You're very welcome for the HM, you've earned it!!
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