Envy anybody?

Okay I love comedy. I mean unless you wanna live a boring life you have to find humor in almost everything. I honestly don't like free-verse, I would much prefer for poems to rhyme. And the biggest thing I am looking for is originality. And don't be afraid to be cruel.

Okay, do you have a friend, neighbor, brother, or sister, or even an x's new bf/gf that you envy? Or do you dispise of a certain race, or a certain sex? Well here is your chance to let it out.

I won't you to tell me how much you envy or dislike someone or a certain type of people. Whether it be blonds, or preps, Jews, your old friend....anything. Just remember to make it funny and original

Da Rules:

1. Okay please...please...please...i prefer for it to rhyme because it takes more thought.

2. Please feel free to say whatever you want

3. Be original, please write your own stuff

4. Be funny

Contest is Over

Contest was judged on May 22, 2008
Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 120, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 1 people
Final notes:
Okay, school is about to be out for good for me and i won't be able to judge this contest if I wait till it's too late. Well i loved the ones who made it to my top 4. Great awesome writes and loved them all but had trouble deciding which one was best. Well i made my decision and congrats all 4

Contest Winners

I'm glad I'm a man

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.

by Juggalo-King 42 lines, 7 comments, on May 15 8:30 AM 2008. In Humor, Life, Thoughts, Other
Gold trophy winner

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Ranting

by Semper-Fi Juggalette 41 lines, 2 comments, on May 15 10:28 AM 2008. In Adult, Angst, Society, Thoughts, Humor, Life
Silver trophy winner

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Envious Passion

If I could just get close enough
I'd throw fire ants down her pants!

by LuminousKiss 35 lines, 1 comment, on May 15 10:19 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Love, Weird
Bronze trophy winner

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What A Tosser!

there is a girl who i used to like loads i mean, she was as fit as two fit mole

by Lancashire Lad 19 lines, 2 comments, on May 15 12:33 PM 2008. In Humour, Angst, Weird
Honorable mention

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Entries [8]

1 - 8 of 8

[ i hate your guts, ]

its about a kid in my school who all i ever wanted was to talk and say hi to me and he was a meanie pants...

by rin-macabre 28 lines, 3 comments, on May 15 12:07 PM 2008. In Personal, Pain, Anger, grrrr.

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oh my ex best friend

i envy you so, i envy how much you

by DezaRAWR 14 lines, 3 comments, on May 15 1:01 PM 2008

• Commented on by judge.
Bite Me Buddy

Buddy your getting on my last nerv.
It isnt wise to constintly act like a perv.

by Erozay 12 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 28 10:15 AM 2008. In My life, My own style, Freewrite, Humor, Fantasy, Weird

• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
Women Are...not like men

Women are sly
women are smart

by BaalHammon 54 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 14 3:46 AM 2008

• Commented on by judge. Prewrite