lol Aye, a contest for one-liners that start with *I'm so old..." OR "You're so old... " OR "My teacher is so old..."
You do not have to be old in real life to enter this contest. Just toss in some joke line and laugh.
RULES:
NO erotica or adult themed line...
NO shocking language
BIGGEST RULE: HAVE FUN!
You do not have to be old in real life to enter this contest. Just toss in some joke line and laugh.
RULES:
NO erotica or adult themed line...
NO shocking language
BIGGEST RULE: HAVE FUN!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on May 7, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100
- Final notes: Okay, you ALL did it AGAIN! You drove me nuts judging this contest. lol Think of me giving each one of you a big hug and some chocolate candy for coming to my contest. All entries are filled with laughs!
Contest Winners
Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [15]
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Just a little poem on how some people are annoying• Commented on by judge.
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I'm so old, that grandma Moses could beat meby earthstar 0 lines, 4 comments, on May 5 11:34 PM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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The teacher is so old that she slips in and out of her memories, and now has began teaching them for our academics.• Commented on by judge.
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I'm so old, my nose runs faster than I do!by mystic-angel 0 lines, 6 comments, on May 6 1:27 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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I dial up the internet I wait, it isby suephilwill 14 lines, 1 comment, on May 6 2:52 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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"I'm so old....that I need a table just to hold my glasses, teeth, hearing aid, reminder notes, telephone and me pills."• Commented on by judge.
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she's so smelly that even a Rafflesia closed upby transit 2 lines, 2 comments, on May 6 9:20 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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Great contest idea.
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U-Hoo... Come in, come in, wherever you are!
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I would, my muse has killed itself.
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Mad one liner after you have just ben on a diet for 3 weeks and someone says to you:
Oh you have put on weight!
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AND... no jury would find the person guilty for shooting the other guy. lol
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I'm so old my wrinkles have wrinkles on their wrinkles.
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I am so old I can remember inventing the wheel then fire to burn it
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I am so old my baby features look like a prune
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lol on old. I'm so old I gave Mother Eve her apple pie recipe.
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i am so old my nappy needs changing
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lol on nappy. Swaddling cloths are older than nappies.
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ok then lol i am so ancient my swaddle needs changing
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lol on swaddle. Older: You are so old Mother Eve wrapped you in a leaf.
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lol
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Old And Full Of Coffees
I am so old that I did fold
a rib up and give it to God,
it hurt and gave me a cold,
I slept in a pea's green pod.
So old, so old, or so I'm told,
I'm old, I'm old, I'm full of mould.
I am so old that I was sold
on a ship that sails the stars,
it was not silver, it was gold,
it came from the planet Mars.
So old, so old, or so I'm told,
I'm old, I'm old, I'm full of mould.
I am so old, I can't be consoled,
pass me a new swaddle please,
I am skint, I've been bankrolled,
I stink and I am full of mad fleas.
So old, so old, or so I'm told,
I'm old, I'm old, I'm full of mould.
So old, so old, or so I'm told,
I'm old, I'm old, but I am bold.
So old, so old, or so I'm told,
I'm old, I'm old, oh yes I'm old,
but still I am a centre-fold.
Pass me a new swaddle please,
I stink and I am full of mad fleas.
I'm old and full of piping coffees.
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the end line needs a change i think so it rhymes
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lol You have made my day!
Love it all and especially the centre-fold. Nobody is more fun than you! 
Laughing and thinking this poem is crazy and mad and full of delight! 
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the swaddle verse is out of sync but still lol it was fun doing it
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