Honestly i like random poetry. I am so tired of hearing about love. It seems to be the only thing people write about anymore....geeze...choose a new topic. So i am starting a contest that is different than the usual. I don't like limits too much either. And I say since i have just enough points to start a contest I should run one. Hey what is the point of having points if you don't spend them. So here are the rules
RULES:
I want you to convince me that you are smashed.
I don't care what you put, profanity doesn't hurt me.
No more than 20 lines and no less than 4.
Slur your words, mix them up, or do whatever. Just convince me that you are smashed.
RULES:
I want you to convince me that you are smashed.
I don't care what you put, profanity doesn't hurt me.
No more than 20 lines and no less than 4.
Slur your words, mix them up, or do whatever. Just convince me that you are smashed.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on May 8, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 350, Silver: 150, Bronze: 50
- Final notes: I am ending this contest early since it seems no one else is going to enter. I loved all of the poems except a couple. Now I had a hard decision choosing the order of the finalist. But my decision is made and congratulations
Contest Winners
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by Recluse Writer 25 lines, 18 comments, on May 2 1:56 AM 2008. In Life, Weird, Humor
Gold trophy winner
• Commented on by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 4183881, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
Bronze trophy winner
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walkin home one friday night i'd been out clubbin and got into a fightby Lancashire Lad 18 lines, 1 comment, on May 2 8:22 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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I went out and partied all night. The feeling I had was oh so right.by Alex Hex 16 lines, 3 comments, on May 2 9:38 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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i wish i was very drunk lol
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Oh dear!
No other entries, I'm drinking alone
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Plain Speaking
This is the kind of "Poem" that a drunken
intellectual would write it is a mass of self
contradictory verbiage the humour is in the tail.
"Mix your words" you said. I would think these
were well and truly mixed up .I didnt expect you to understand the words just see the funny side of the contradictions.Regrets George -
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well they just confused me....well like i said since you explain yourself and now i see the irony, see if you can re-enter the contest cause i sort of deleted it from the contest
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dwank fuckk
mi no tipsy me
duck nike whoaaa
ii wuv to dwing allwww
nichgt lwong.
and if i hwad sum
bicardi my that would
me shazy.
let me puke awwlll
ova u...but i swear to drunk
im not god -
I hope I get back in time to slurrrrr upon this contest...thanks for the deviation from LOVE
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