How Witty Can You Be?

Write me a senryu in this quickie contest. 1090 total points, PW, 20 people and 3 amazing lines. "WOW" me with your intellect!

Oh yes, the rules:
1) No sTiCkY cApS.
2) No cursing or erotica.
3) Let your imagination fly and enjoy yourself!

Contest is Over

Contest was judged on May 1, 2008
Rewards: Gold: 600, Silver: 300, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 3 people
Final notes:
All of you did a splendid job. I wish I could have offered more prizes. Keep writing you have great talent. Peace.

Contest Winners

RED... [em] (Senryu)

by Kyo-N 2 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 29 2:53 PM 2008. In Thoughts, Weird, Contest, Contemporary, Society, Humanity
Gold trophy winner

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Sheltered Secrets

A heart holds secrets Deep within its sheltered depths

by Sanguinarius 2 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 29 1:55 PM 2008
Silver trophy winner

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Individuality

by elmundopasa1 2 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 29 2:18 PM 2008. In Society, Thoughts
Bronze trophy winner

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Introspection

I fall to my knees, Cowering from the sharp pain

by Mark McNulty 9 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 29 2:50 PM 2008. In Contest
Honorable mention

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He Took Up The Slack

Wrong side of the track Perseverance was not slack

by 2lullabyhaven 2 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 29 1:06 PM 2008. In Contest
Honorable mention

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The City in Spring

by ParadoxFry 5 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 29 1:29 PM 2008

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Laughter

laughter is often
served with a side order of

by sheltered 3 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 29 3:58 PM 2008

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Entries [14]

1 - 14 of 14

Alcoholism (senryu)

individual disease
families suffer

by grannyeri 2 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 28 12:43 PM 2006. In Haiku

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A Diabetic's Woes

by Fourthaxis 10 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 29 12:25 PM 2008. In Personal, Humor, Life

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poor pussy

The cat sh*t on the mat,
I slepped fell on the cat,

by tarcus 2 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 29 12:37 PM 2008. In Contest, Contemporary, senryu

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GODs children

by saintcynosure 2 lines, on Apr 29 1:04 PM 2008

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Seeking Control

by Aerden 2 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 29 1:23 PM 2008

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Pauper

When events of past unfold Of character enriched we’re foretold

by Rclane 3 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 29 1:30 PM 2008. In Contest, Life, Thoughts

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[ she snuggles closer ]

she snuggles closer as I plan my move

by Pollycheck 2 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 21 8:52 AM 2007. In Haiku

• Commented on by judge. Prewrite