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Okay, Haiku!

Now those that know me will know I am not a big fan of this form, but it is easy to write, do not tell the experts that please, they will crucify me

What I would like here is haiku/senny rue of comedy proportions

Do not reserve a place please. If you can make me laugh, you might win

If you want to win you HAVE to comment on fifteen of my poems! LOL I am joking You do not have to comment on any of them

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on April 27, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 7 people
  • Final notes:
    Thanks - that was fun for me, I hope for you too, the earth moved

Contest Winners

  1. i'm the boss, the king (Senryu)
    by Billbard 2 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 27 6:14 PM 2008. In Personal, Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Winter Tails
    Not good, don't come it!
    by SuicidalLover 5 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 27 6:13 PM 2008. In Weird, Thoughts, Humor, ?
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Slap
    despicable such a disgrace
    by Karl Weiss - Topaz 9 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 27 6:20 PM 2008. In Contest, Thoughts, Sad, Humor, Hope, Life
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4171021, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  5. sunny rain
    by catz 6 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 27 7:21 PM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4170783, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  7. Worm-ku
    Tiny fuzzy worm
    Why do you sleep on my shoe?
    by Sophie Leyanne Rue 2 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 27 7:22 PM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. Haiku 122
    by Shenton 2 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 27 6:24 PM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  9. Kills The Mood
    Oh his touch makes me Pulsate with such strong desire
    by Jasmine Rayne 4 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 27 7:14 PM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Kyo-N
    April 27, 2008
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    Refrigerators
    Seven refrigerators
    Refrigerators

    This haiku made me LOL when I read it.


  • SuicidalLover
    April 27, 2008
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    So on this did you want light, or dark? Easy one is light? I can try for you!


  • catz Moderators member
    April 27, 2008
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    And you know how I like haiku... so will probably enter when/if I can come up with a funny one
    Dee


    • chasingtheday gold member
      April 27, 2008
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      well i am in a mad mood dee, my humour though is mad in itself there are only 10 places though


  • Yemassee gold member
    April 27, 2008
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    Wow silver Thanks! My first trophy for a haiku I think, I'm so proud of my lame haiku! LOL

    Fred and his cousin Pen thank you.


  • SuicidalLover
    April 27, 2008
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    I thank you for the bronze!!!!!!!!Yay my muse is coming back!

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