May the winds be billowing your sails
The waters calm and soothing to your soul
With love at the helm always in peace and harmony
This is
THE ROAST of ROADDOG WOLF.
This poet has been on AP for almost a full year .... he started celebrations back in February
hey we are not holding it against him that he wanted to start EARLY
My partner in crime Poetic Whisperer and I pointed out this mistake. Both being Aussies well we were not letting this escape us and as the infamous Newcatle Song ( Bob Huson) goes ....
'Don't you ever let a chance go by, oh Lord
Don't you ever let a chance go by
And all of a sudden there was a break in the traffic,
and as any young Newcastle lad knows
when you're getting monstered
by a nine foot tall Hells Angel
and there's a break in the traffic....
Don't you ever let a chance go by, oh Lord
Don't you ever let a chance go by.'
We have extended the closing date another week as Poetic Whisperer / Karen has been moving.
It has come to this,the day has arrived to roast the butt of a Roaddog Wolf.
We noticed that this Roaddog has some distinctive favoured words so we have arranged a collection of some of them as a wordbank option. If you use the wordbank option please use at least 10 of the selected words............
Wordbank
Resplendent Coruscate Renditions Zephyr Cascade Serenities Inveigled Transcending Transitions Incessant Sublime Epiphany Filigree Sojourn Mundane Serene Silhouettes Calliope Resonates Tangerine Sunset Sky
The second option...if you have enjoyed the company of the Roaddog and have a funny story to share with us about the man or just send him up in a roast that is fitting we would ALL like to hear about it. This is the chance for friends of Roaddog Wolf to Roast him, have go at him, expose him, Roast his Roaddog rump. Claws in but sharpened!! This is a fun Roast dont want to char grill his butt just Roast it to medium rare.Just make him scream like a girl (yeah, like that's going to happen) and squirm in his seat but have tears of laughter rolling down his face and ours.
30 poets
20-30 lines .... please no books but if you need more message us.
No Dirty Pretty.
No sticky caps or chat lingo..
Catergorize correctly.
Commonsense this is a fun roast.
Place your option in author notes.
We have a Roast Toast of some of his many titles..please there is no need to comment if you wish to visit the link;
http://allpoetry.com/poem/4124963
We may add our own piece to help raise the heat but any write by judges will not be included for points or trophies naturally.We have asked the man himself to assist in the judging seems only fair if we are roasting his pants off.
More HMs maybe added before close of contest date. We hope to judge on the 27th April the true anniversay of when the Roaddog Wolf first graced us with his presence on AP.
If you are able to use the border please do so as it was designed for this roast by the talented Jeannie D...please credit her .
The artwork link;
www.marketplacegifts.com/images/Rump%20Roast
TURN UP THE HEAT THE ROAST IS ON. ONE LAST THING HAVE FUN
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on May 6, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 1800, Silver: 900, Bronze: 500, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: The Roasting of Roaddog Wolf has come to an end the flames have been put out and the smell of burning hair is fading from nostrils. Serenity is returning the order of the natural world is finding balance once more. Perhaps when next year rolls around Roaddog will have learnt to take off his shoes and socks or remember there are 12 months in a year 365 days but every 4 years there are 366 days in the year.....Now this could cause him a problem but hey we may have been able to ed-u-mc-cate him by then....am thinking donations for counting beads may help as he could play with those litte balls as he hits the road on his Hogz....This is it Harley Houdinihogasuarus (what were we thinking when we pulled that name out of the bag) HH is so much easier on the fingers....Hope you have got a laugh from your roasting Roaddog. To all who joined in thank you.
Contest Winners
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by Desire 50 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 14 10:18 PM 2008. In Adult Humor, Life, Love, Hope, Spiritual, Friendship, Dedication, Thoughts, Personal
Silver trophy winner
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by BuriedTreasures 41 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 14 7:29 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
Bronze trophy winner
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by AliceinPoetryLand 40 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 24 6:43 AM 2008. In Contest, Dedication, Rhyme
Honorable mention
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Gold trophy winner
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Oh my goodness what a contest idea. A great and thoughtful idea for a truly wonderful poet.
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I'll do my best to come up with something...promise
Love the song and always wanted to visit the Parthenon Milk Bar
'Rack off Normie' was pretty good around that time too
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(yeah, like that's going to happen)
HH you have been playing in the backyard i am seeing big wolf paw prints......and they are leading straight to your door....just because you have Houdini in the Hogasaurus does not mean you are getting away or doing a great escape either....i got pictures......and will use them ........this is after all your roast so burn baby burn....how did that song go ......lalala....nuts roasting on an open fire.
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To Fun
This is hallarious. I'm sure he'll get a kick out of this one. He deserves to have some great fun with all those who just love him and his wide range of poetry! I will try to think of something LOL -
This contest has been EXTENDED
It was hoped that we would be judging the Roast of Roaddog Wolf on the 27th April as this is his one year on AP....Karen/Poetic Whisperer is moving house and we have not been able to contact her...yep made the hard decision to extend this till 4th May ...... sorry if it causes anyone problems...
Thank you.
Mook
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Thank you for the honor of the gold. And for hosting such a wonderful. It was an joy just to try and do something to give a smile to a terrific poet's day. Congratulations to all the winners.
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Thank You!!
Thank You for the Trophy and points for I am Honored also Appreciative
Congratulations to all who placed
Wonderful contest and Oh My Word~
even though I don't eat meat...
the roast was d best~
Thank You for Hosting Sweet Soul!
Many blessings to You
Best wishes in all You do
and much love~ Desire~*~
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Congratulations to the winners and thank you for the HM
Gaylene
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