For this contest I want anything I'm judging by how horrible it is I want THE WORST!!! dont give me anything that has won something before give me HORRIBLE. GIVE ME BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMER! This has to be one of the easiest contests ever.BE IMMATURE. more than one poem is allowed. If this turns out cool I mat add HM's
RULES!!
1. Something that don't make sence
2. You can use IM language
3. You can't send me a blank page!
4. Has to be over 10 lines but less than 30..I MEAN IT!
5. I'm only 14 so watch how you mark your work
6. If I don't think your poem is horrible I will DQ you
7. If you fail to follow any of the rules I will give you a warning and if it is not changed within 2 days i will DQ you
8. And sticky caps are welcome =)
9. I want funny, weird, or out of place
10. I want to be able to tell you your poem sucks
11. Being immature helps.
RULES!!
1. Something that don't make sence
2. You can use IM language
3. You can't send me a blank page!
4. Has to be over 10 lines but less than 30..I MEAN IT!
5. I'm only 14 so watch how you mark your work
6. If I don't think your poem is horrible I will DQ you
7. If you fail to follow any of the rules I will give you a warning and if it is not changed within 2 days i will DQ you
8. And sticky caps are welcome =)
9. I want funny, weird, or out of place
10. I want to be able to tell you your poem sucks
11. Being immature helps.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on April 1, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 50, Bronze: 20, Honorable mention: 2 people
- Final notes: Well this contest has been a very interesting 1st.. I had a lot of fun reading all of your poems..Some poems I thought that didn't quite meet my requirments when I said I wanted BAD and just weird and randomn things..Some however did just that..I had a lot of fun..I wish I could have given more awards than this but I can't..Hopefully you all will participate in my future contests..thank you all for entering.. Have a great day =) I enjoyed reading all of your crappy poems that made my head hurt =p
Contest Winners
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Hi iM a Fat chiken and i eat bUle snogHt and i liK pNk fUffy maGgoTs im sAne jus gonna...go geta...beer frm lalaladede land.by HumourosHARDCORE 10 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 31 2:50 AM 2008. In Weird, Contest
Gold trophy winner
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don't read if you've just eaten. i mean it.by aeolia 17 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 31 10:24 AM 2008. In noguest, purposely bad
Silver trophy winner
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by LadyDementia 23 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 5 9:04 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Bad Poetry, Fantasy
Bronze trophy winner
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I hate George Bush
He has a really nasty tushby Leanna-bean 22 lines, 18 comments, on Mar 20 5:31 PM 2004. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 4075913, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
Honorable mention
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WRITTEN IN A PEN (FOR MY ITALIAN FRIEND)
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If I were being stalked
and treated really bad,by Poetess12 20 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 30 10:28 PM 2008• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
I was runnnig down the streets From a red helicopterby subliminalj 31 lines, on Mar 30 11:12 PM 2008• Viewed by judge.
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There once was an oompah loompah / Who's gal said their sex was bourgeois / Grabbed some foofoofluff / While 'Twas in the buff / Put some 'tween his legs; said "Voila`"by Lady-Pegasus 4 lines, 2 comments, on May 20 8:19 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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sometimes poetry really stinks, ya know?
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by Bound-In-20-Chains 15 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 31 1:05 AM 2008. In Contest• Commented on by judge.
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dang my other stupid one has an hm to o
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Thanks for the silver & congrats to all the other winners!
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haha yea, since i've posted this i saw like 2 contests copying my idea..its all good though am the origanal lolz..yea i tihnk it'll be cool..i tihnk its really fun and it was a good idea..and no problem on the win you sucked so you won =p lolz..your poem was hilarious and random i loved it =)
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I've seen contests like this even before this... over the summer, I think. But back then, I hadn't read enough bad poetry to come up with the diarrhea 'masterpiece.' There's really something about writing shitty poetry that's so appealing.
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haha well i have never seen such..yea i noticed that a lot of people that were entering were writing about shit..literally..lolz..
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Thanks for the bronze, pleased you thought it was a dire piece...lol. Gotta be the worst thing I ever did to my pen, write that
Congrats to all the other winners, wicked contest!
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your welcome I enjoyed every minute of it..this contest was so much fun =) hopefully when I get more points I can do another
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