My second comment contest...
On this site you see all types of comments,
1. blowing smoke up the poet's rear -make me gag, comment
2. Oh , i really wish i could tell you what i'm thinking, comment - forget about being diplomatic
3. The good old generic comment
4. Lay your poetic pen down on the driveway and back onto it with your vehicle , comment
5. How can so many people be so wrong about a poem, comment
6. Females going over the top gushing on male poet's and vice versa - example, WOW , this is the best thing i've read in my entire life, can i hump your leg, comment
7. a link to my poems...advertising yourself on someone's poem page comment
Give me an example of any of the above or make up your own list with an example for each ( you can post it all in one entry)
The entry that makes me laugh the most wins.... lol, and please dont use any real comments with names ....just make up your own by what you have seen or what you wish you could really say :)
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Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on March 3, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 150, Bronze: 75, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: thanks for all the laughs
Contest Winners
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 3962259, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 3960699, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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- Error: Unable to find finalist item 3961451, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 3962091, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [14]
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Your "poem" confirms my opinion of the type of no-talent fuck-ups who haunt this site. Most of you wouldn't recognise a good poem if it walked up and stuck its dick in your ear. And you, my talentless friend, are no exception• Commented on by judge.
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Oh Sweet Gertrude
Get thee far away from me
by XxGoldenxXDawnxX 36 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 26 11:48 AM 2008. In Weird• Commented on by judge. -
How nice and nouveau - what good composition - c'est charmant!by Zyskandar A Jaimot 0 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 26 8:00 PM 2008. In Contemporary, Contest, SNIDENESS• Commented on by judge.
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Alright..I'm going to do a list. 1. Putting the whole poem down instead of an actual comment, comment.by KaseyL 28 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 29 1:02 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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I don’t think this is a poem. It has no flow structureby fanniesson 36 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 29 11:54 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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Uh, I had to delete one poem of mine just because a bunch of closed minds called my abstract love poem a hateful, stalking demonstration of morbid feelings. Just because I have my own problems to communicate myself via poetry doesn't mean they have to be so dumb and forget about the usage of metaphors and imagery. I was just using those dark images because that's how I deal with it. I can't be an hypocrite and start writing with rose smelling words, sincerely.
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Wonderful contest yet again!
Surely going to be fun to read the entries 
Good luck with the judging and to those entering 
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thank you for checking out my contest and leaving a comment, loved it..so glad you enjoy
and thank you too for adding me to your favourite's list
galfalfa
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Love it. Cartwheeeeeels and shows lacy lingerie whilst throwing red roses, you are a humouros gal and ya know it, please applaud my praise and take my number in case you are available for cyber lol have you SEEN those comments too!!!
Heart-hugs, bubblebaths and bottles of wine hon
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LOL you make me laugh, cartwheeling and showing lacy lingerie - what a strumpet
Hold on and slow down, let me do some with you
Heart hugs backatcha and yes, let's have some wine
thank you Yvette,
gal
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hmmm...does youse meams that ussn's should all thunk the same??? regards zaj
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Hey, I've got a better one.
"The first four lines of your poem were beautifully written!!!"
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thank you for the gold, i almost had two heart attacks and cleared out my sinuses forcefully while reading some of the entries ... this was a hoot and i really enjoyed the contest ... congrats to all the winners
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thank you for the thanking me for the trophy, it really gladdened my heart reading your reaction to winning, and i rarely get thanked for a trophy, so it meant alot
Congrats and thank you,
galfalfa
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Thanks for the HM was a great contest, made a refreshing change for me. Congrats toll all the other winners
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Your very welcome and thank you for coming back to the contest page to thank me, not many do it,
galfalfa
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