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Who Killed Cupid????

Who killed Cupid and why is he dead????
I came across this picture and just HAD TO run a contest

BE CREATIVE

NO RELIGION

NO LONGER THAN 10 LINES

SPELLING AND GRAMMAR COUNT PEOPLE (AS ALWAYS!)

This contest will either close on 14th Feb (original I know, but SOMEBODY has to mourn the little bugger!)

Give him thorns, cut his fingers off so that he can't shoot that arrow, basically have fun with something macabre

If I do not get at least 5 entries by 14th Feb, I delete the contest




Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on February 14, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50
  • Final notes:
    Thank you to everybody for your entries - lol - I see that 'ole cupid should be VERY weary the next time he aims that bow!
    Everybody's write was different, but most figured his bow being shoved up his ... well, I'm going to leave it there shall I?
    Thank you again - this was really fun!

Contest Winners

  1. I killed cupid
    I killed cupid yes it was me
    by Princess Peaches 13 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 12 8:37 AM 2008
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Guess Who's Going to be Dinner?
    Bushy little wings, fluff of bright ginger hair,
    bouncing like a drag queen with artificial bust.
    by WolfHeart 18 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 12 4:46 PM 2008. In Contest
    Silver trophy winner
    • Viewed by judge. [remove]
  3. [ I killed Cupid, yes it was me ]
    I killed Cupid, yes it was me With a knife and some pliers I ripped off his wings
    by Misery666 9 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 13 5:34 PM 2008. In Humor, Love
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Master Ktulu silver member
    February 12, 2008
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    I killed him...

    I did it..lol



    (insert evil, sinister laugh here)


  • secberm
    February 12, 2008
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    Back in the 90's, I heard this story:

    An older couple called the cops to report possible foul play. They hadn't seen their neighbor in a few days and he didn't tell them that he was going away. Well after cutting much red tape the cops entered his apartment and found him dead in the bathroom... He was butt naked, grabbing a broken towel rack and a plunger up his bum.

    What the detectives deduced happened? The guy was an open homosexual. After showering, he felt a little kinky and wanted to get his rocks off. So, while grabbing the towel rack, he proceeded to have his way with the the plunger. Well, in all the excitement, the victim (possibly) slipped on the still wet floor and the towel rack broke, leaving the plunger to plunder his insides!

    Now, you show us THIS picture and ask "Who killed Cupid?" Isn't it obvious? Cupid was just into some things he shouldn't have been in!


  • Exodus gold member
    February 12, 2008
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    No one killed him,
    little shit died of a crack overdose.
    I mean c'mon, you had to be on something to wear an outfit like that!


  • nichtmich silver member
    February 12, 2008
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    Only you Pet! Adorable picture, beats that gushy mushy stuff any day! Looks like I may not be the only one that feels this way!!!


  • Master Domtos rose
    February 13, 2008
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    Are you only allowing one entry per person? I had entered one and wrote another, but looks like it got rid of the first entry. Oh well.

    Peace,
    rose anne.


    • Tattboyspet
      February 13, 2008
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      sorry, I only EVER allow just one entry per person - I feel it gives everybody a much better chance

      • Master Domtos rose
        February 13, 2008
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        Oh no, it's totally cool! i really had fun writing both of them ... more so since i haven't been able to write with any great output since late 2006.

        Peace,
        rose anne.

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