A humorous contest by Winklings for ALLPOETRY [and those who say they wish to be friends!
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I WISH TO POINT OUT THAT paperparadox (Lou) IS THE LOVELY WINKLING WHO RAN AND, WITH ASSISTANTS, JUDGED THIS CONTEST. THANK YOU LOU! XXXXX
Using the above poor soul as your inspiration for this contest, your entry must begin with this first line:
" It all began in earnest when I dropped" ...
This can be a partial line or an entire line. That is up to you, but your piece MUST begin with those words.
You may choose free verse or rhyme. Again, that is up to you ~ however, please keep it within acceptable bounds of good taste and decorum!
Have fun with this, and no doubt the judges will have fun trying to sort out a winner!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on February 26, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 800, Silver: 650, Bronze: 450
- Final notes: Some of the poems here were a scream!
Now, you must know, all judges did not agree on the funniest as we all have different things that tickle us. And, a poem is a poem, coming ready or not!
Lou (paperparadox, being the contestholder), had twice the voting power of any other judge.
'Thwarted Again" came up trumps. It is a memorable poem, deserving of gold.
'Barry the Bullet" proves why men live shorter lives: running themselves ragged chasing women! Silver for your trouble!
Bronze for "Contest Holder" showing one should not bend over backwards to prevent a series of escapades.
Finalists: The Mishap Marriage Proposal; On the Carpet.
Congratulations all and thanks for the plentiful smiles for all other contenders.
Contest Winners
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It jammed the letters left and right
And then I spooked the mouse.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
When Barry called to see Wendy in her flat one day for a nice cuppa tea and a few th• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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It all began in earnest
when I dropped the ring.by Lady Altheia 27 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 10 12:49 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
Embarrassing too! To hear a strangled cough
at tracks across white carpet, always perfectly kept• Commented on by judge. [remove]

