Make me laugh by making your own ad...
Be silly, be ridiculous
Here's an example of mine...
Hey folks, are you tired of today's choices
in toilet paper? Are you looking for an efficient wipe as well as softness?
Let us review some of the past choices....
Royale toilet paper...as soft and fluffy as a white kitten? Soft enough but no durability factor...
another choice "Charmin"....like, what does a
bear know about wiping butts?
and the latest idea for wiping in 2007 "Cashmere"
yeah, that's right. It's just like ripping the sweater off your friend's back to clean yourself.
Now we've come up with just the right kind of
wipe for the 2008 assholes who want more
then just softness.
Introducing fresh off our assembly line,
..the one and only
With,Gerbil Ass Wipe
One wipe and you are ready to go!
That's right, with Gerbil, all you'll need is one square! No flushing , AND... are you ready for this? You can recycle them! Biodegradeable
Just throw it on your neighbour's lawn or flowerbed as a fertilizer!
No Gerbils were harmed in the making of this product...100% real faux fur!!!
Feels like real Gerbil!
So what are you waiting for? Treat your rear to the luxury of not real but "it only feels real" Gerbil Ass wipes!
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Ok now your turn....the one who makes me laugh the most will get the gold.
thank you Yvette for the points you have given me in the past for any of my future contests :)
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on February 21, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 150, Bronze: 75, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: thank you all for the laughs
Contest Winners
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Don't Just Go Blonde... Go ATOMIC BLONDE!!!!
by majix 7 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 20 9:50 PM 2008. In Humor, contest, commercial
Silver trophy winner
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Now, for a limited time We are bringing back an oldie but a goodie.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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by ears2hearyou 76 lines, 12 comments, on Feb 7 8:36 PM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Contemporary, Humour, Adult humor, Happiness, Friendship
Honorable mention
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Gold trophy winner
Entries [9]
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Skip Skippy, eat Pete.• Commented on by judge.
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It's the world's first Nineteen Ninety Nine Cube With A Hinge!by Bionic Poet 2 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 8 1:08 AM 2008. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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Omg gal, you are outrageous and I luuuuuurve you for it, this made me smile , lord knows how outrageous the entries will be but will go read the first entry already in,oh my, he found inspiration quick! Good luck with this my funny friend ! Heart-smiles and huge hugs Yvette
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LOL Yvette, you do know you're partly responsible which makes you half as outrageous as me
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Lmao gal, you know just how outrageous I can be with the waxing "tip!"
You've encouraged some loud laughter, I read one entry and it was hucking filariuos, surprized your squirrels didn't hear me from here as it was giggl-icious!
Keep making us smile hon
Am off to save the dinner from cremating yet again
Gators later
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Oh yes, i forgot about your outrageous waxing tip..well, now..i think that moves you out of outrageous and into the whacko zone
I suspected as much when you zipped by me that day doing cartwheels wearing a man's chest? hair sweater
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Hey Gal.. where can I get some of that Gerbil Ass
Wipe.. boy could my hubby use it!
and so could our flowers! laurie
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LOL, thank you
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LMAO at your response
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hahahahahaha
Friggin (<--my word) HILARIOUS
Only you, only you
Love Love Love it
SUPERB
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Only me eh - I dont think so, there's lots of people with a wicked sense of humour - remember when you asked to borrow my cashmere Jumper, dont think i dont know why, ok
thanks for checking this out , loved your comment!
wil'
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ha ha that was very funny i liked it
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LOL!!!!!1 This really made me laugh! I'll try and come up with something cause this is a fantastic idea!! haha! x
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wownderful idea
Hello. I really like your advert. It is very funny - hilarious really. Are they real products there in the illustrations or did you just make them up yourself?
Thanks heaps for a good laugh.
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LOL, thank you! The Gerbil product is not real, i made that up myself
Glad it gave you laugh, appreciate you leaving a comment,
galfalfa
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not gold at ap right now, but am at storywrite ... would it be acceptable for me to post the poem with only a link for the body of the poem, err, i mean
commercial?... to the story side version of the poem (can post secondaries at story) ... now i am confused 
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Hiya,
You could write it over there, and post it in my contest my adding a link to the page.... ok?
galfalfa
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You always come up with the best contest and get the funniest entries. You are always good for a laugh galf. I guess wiping your butt with Gerbil t.p. is better than sticking the poor things in your orifices. Probably cleans your butt better to.
Look forward to checking out the entries in this one.
jill
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thanks, always nice to be good for something instead of nuttin
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LMAO What a wonderful contest!!!Loved your ad!!LOL Good luck with the judging
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P.S:At least try to enter your contest yourself, you should end up with a gold
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LOL, thank you..glad it gave you a laugh
galfalfa
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SWEEEEEEEETTTTT
This one was "tough", heehee! I had a blast entering, I could do this kinda thing all day long!!!!!!!!! THANX SO MUCH FOR THE HM!! It suits me just fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POETDONTKNOWIT
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