Ok here is the story that inspired this contest:
I was at my girlfriend's house and she has a son. We were sitting on the couch together when he decided to join us. Well we were just sitting there when he came over on my lap. He grab my shirt and pretty much started to hump my leg. I looked at my girlfriend and we both laughed like hell.
Here is another story to get the juices flowing.
My bestfriend asked one of her friends for a tampoon yes i said a tampoon. Her friend responding my saying "I don't have peanut butter." Anyways feel free to use that as well.
Anyways here is what I want. There's two options. Here they are:
1.) Write your own funny story. Does not have to be a poem.
2.) Write a poem about my funny story or something along those lines.
Rules:
1.) Can be erotic.
2.) Must be funny.
3.) Feel free to add a pic if you wish.
4.) Put in author's note "Life is short so have fun." just so i know you read the rules.
5.) If you use one of my stories let me know which one though it may be obvious.
I hope to get a lot of entries for this one.
More Points May Be Added
I was at my girlfriend's house and she has a son. We were sitting on the couch together when he decided to join us. Well we were just sitting there when he came over on my lap. He grab my shirt and pretty much started to hump my leg. I looked at my girlfriend and we both laughed like hell.
Here is another story to get the juices flowing.
My bestfriend asked one of her friends for a tampoon yes i said a tampoon. Her friend responding my saying "I don't have peanut butter." Anyways feel free to use that as well.
Anyways here is what I want. There's two options. Here they are:
1.) Write your own funny story. Does not have to be a poem.
2.) Write a poem about my funny story or something along those lines.
Rules:
1.) Can be erotic.
2.) Must be funny.
3.) Feel free to add a pic if you wish.
4.) Put in author's note "Life is short so have fun." just so i know you read the rules.
5.) If you use one of my stories let me know which one though it may be obvious.
I hope to get a lot of entries for this one.
More Points May Be Added
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on February 11
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 75, Bronze: 20, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: Thank you all so much for entering. I was pleased with the entries that I got. Though I wish I could have gotten more. The one that made me laugh the most took home the gold. The others followed as I sought fit. Thanks you all for entering and keep on writing no matter what!!!!
Contest Winners
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by paperparadox 64 lines, 26 comments, on Jan 9 6:05 AM 2007. In Personal, embarrassing!
Gold trophy winner
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by pappacass 35 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 5 7:09 AM. In Adult humor, Adult, Erotica
Silver trophy winner
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Once the King of the Stars manifested himself as a lion. The Queen of Fairies came by manifested as a firefly, and landed on his nose. Sheby PerVirtuous Allan 55 lines, 23 comments, on Feb 4 7:38 AM. In Spiritual, Fantasy
Honorable winner
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by Barry Hodges 7 lines, 27 comments, on Oct 8 7:48 PM 2006. In Adult humour, Law & Order
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Bronze trophy winner
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Yeah, that was cute and funny...let me see how my Muse is working tonight, been kinda in and out.
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Thank You!
It's always nice to be able to drag out and dust off a pre-write, so thank you for giving us this opportunity with your contest, and thank you also for the Gold
. Lovely surprise!! 
Kindest regards, Lou x
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