NOW LISTEN UP, ALL YOU SWEETIE-CHOPS OUT THERE, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WRITE SOMETHING WHICH WILL ACTUALLY SURPRISE ME WITH ITS DEPRAVITY & SHOCK VALUE.
HOWEVER, THERE ARE PARAMETERS WITHIN WHICH YOU MUST OPERATE:-
1. IT MUST BE LITERATE & HOPEFULLY AMUSING.
2. IT MUST BE GENUINELY DISGRACEFUL.
3. IT MUST NOT INFRINGE ALLPOETRY SITE RULES (i.e. AVOID RAPE, INCEST, BESTIALITY, PAEDOPHILIA & DO NOT ADVOCATE MURDER OR RACE HATRED).
NOTE: IF YOU AVOID FOUL LANGUAGE YOU WILL BE AT A DISADVANTAGE BUT PLEASE NOTE THAT SWEARING IS NOT FUNNY PER SE, IT'S HOW YOU DO IT [as the actress said to the bishop].
SUBJECTS MIGHT INCLUDE:-
SEX / IMMORALITY / SEX / POLITICS / SEX / DEATH
RELIGION / SEX/ ANYTHING ELSE NICE / SEX / SEX AGAIN
I'M OFFERING RELATIVELY MINIMAL POINTS SO FAR BUT YOU KNOW THAT THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO WASTE POINTS IF ALL I GET IS HOPELESS PUERILE RUBBISH. TRY AND MAKE ME SCREAM WITH LAUGHTER AND ALSO FAINT WITH DISGUST. I CAN BE VERY GENEROUS WHEN AMUSED.
NO PRE-WRITES - THEY GO INTO MY OTHER CONTEST "OFFENSIVE PRE-WRITES".
MULTIPLE ENTRIES FROM SICKOS WELCOME.
SPELLING OR GRAMMATICAL ERRORS WILL RESULT IN VERY UNPLEASANT COMMENTS SO DON'T DO THEM. APOSTROPHES ARE IMPORTANT, DICTIONARIES MATTER & I FUCKING WELL HATE EXCLAMATION MARKS. GOT IT?
HOWEVER, THERE ARE PARAMETERS WITHIN WHICH YOU MUST OPERATE:-
1. IT MUST BE LITERATE & HOPEFULLY AMUSING.
2. IT MUST BE GENUINELY DISGRACEFUL.
3. IT MUST NOT INFRINGE ALLPOETRY SITE RULES (i.e. AVOID RAPE, INCEST, BESTIALITY, PAEDOPHILIA & DO NOT ADVOCATE MURDER OR RACE HATRED).
NOTE: IF YOU AVOID FOUL LANGUAGE YOU WILL BE AT A DISADVANTAGE BUT PLEASE NOTE THAT SWEARING IS NOT FUNNY PER SE, IT'S HOW YOU DO IT [as the actress said to the bishop].
SUBJECTS MIGHT INCLUDE:-
SEX / IMMORALITY / SEX / POLITICS / SEX / DEATH
RELIGION / SEX/ ANYTHING ELSE NICE / SEX / SEX AGAIN
I'M OFFERING RELATIVELY MINIMAL POINTS SO FAR BUT YOU KNOW THAT THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO WASTE POINTS IF ALL I GET IS HOPELESS PUERILE RUBBISH. TRY AND MAKE ME SCREAM WITH LAUGHTER AND ALSO FAINT WITH DISGUST. I CAN BE VERY GENEROUS WHEN AMUSED.
NO PRE-WRITES - THEY GO INTO MY OTHER CONTEST "OFFENSIVE PRE-WRITES".
MULTIPLE ENTRIES FROM SICKOS WELCOME.
SPELLING OR GRAMMATICAL ERRORS WILL RESULT IN VERY UNPLEASANT COMMENTS SO DON'T DO THEM. APOSTROPHES ARE IMPORTANT, DICTIONARIES MATTER & I FUCKING WELL HATE EXCLAMATION MARKS. GOT IT?
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on February 13, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 69, Bronze: 69, Honorable mention: 1 people
- Final notes: Surely, in Christ's Holy Name, you could have been a bit more f*cking offensive here?
Contest Winners
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 3851841, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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by cafegroundzero 32 lines, 15 comments, on Jan 23 7:19 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor, Weird, Nature, Love, Erotica, Abuse, Dedication, Friendship
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Oh, no exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry Edna, could not resist that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please send me a list of your phobias and perhaps my mind may be able to create a write which is distasteful and disgraceful and be forced, compromized rhyme too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
Came back as I forgot to smile and let you know I was merely jesting with you
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like this?
There once was a swordsman from France
Who carried a lance in his pants
He said, "Yeah, it's sick
But I haven't a dick
And the lance rubs her right when we dance."
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