Contest Don't Tell Me That!!! by storiesuntold at All poetry

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This contest is about extroidenary things that you know for fact .Give me the weirdest the most outrageous things that you know to be true and make it in a poem . Any form just write about it .It can be about anything at all unless its sexual and please none of those for I will DQ imediatly for the sake of the kids . Tell me your bloopers in your home .
Like this one

A little boy sitting at the screen door with his brother,
And they were quiet for a long time until the oldest yelled "mother"!
Do peanut butter stink?
Well she came into the room where the two boys were,
Then as she looked at the screen and the youngest was a mess for sure.
He was smearing his poop across the screen,
And the oldest was sitting there innocent indee.

Mothers are the fixers for the exceptionals you see
For she has seen it all, heard it all. fixed it all. qween

Contest is Over

Contest was judged on January 30
Rewards: Gold: 300
Final notes:
gold My Day In Court
Silver Don't Take A Cat To Disco Night
Bronze We All Sat Around And watched
TheRedneck Shows

honorable mentions go to
well you say tell
Old John

Contest Winners

My Day in Court

by Lone-Fairrie 36 lines, 18 comments, on Dec 16 7:18 PM 2007
Gold trophy winner

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Don't Take a Cat to Disco Night

I love my little kitty cat
I've had her many years.

by Kathryn Bowden 18 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 21 9:45 PM. In Humor
Silver trophy winner

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[ We all sat around watchin them redneck shows ]

by OneWickedJuggalette 12 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 22 2:39 AM
Bronze trophy winner

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[ Well you say tell ]

Well you say tell you what I know

by SweetNessaLynn 25 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 24 9:35 AM

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Old John

Old John was a dentist but his coughing drove

by Mr.Cat 20 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 26 11:50 PM. In Society

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