The Adventures Of Ms Lilly White #2

Ms. Lilly White defends her Virtue

Oh my what is this world coming too? Just when I thought goodness would get a break, penman had to share Ms. Lilly White's current predicament.

What is a poor soul unblemished by facts, reality or truth outside of Saturday morning cartoons supposed to do? Honestly, when penman mentioned that Ms. Lilly White needed to defend her virtue I was stunned and outraged. Why I felt as much in pain of grief over that as having somebody pour lemon juice on a paper cut. (Hmmm, I think I should have not admitted that part. Don't want to leave myself at risk of some paper finger assassin reading this. Oh man, this is what I get for listening to penman, it shrivels my sense of clarity.)

Anyway, moving on here. I will add in penman's scenario and hopefully, we can all benefit from finding a way to help this dear lady be free of this tragedy. So let me add his part.

Well dear friends of Ms. Lilly White we are calling upon you to help with a sacred duty. To spare this Matron of Chastity the efforts to threaten her virtue. We call upon on noble quills to help in this most worthy of causes.

We want you to pen a poem of no more than TWENTY beautiful lines that herald the elegance and grace of her virtue. Do us proud and relieve Mr. Lilly White of this burden.

So give us that pure, poignant power of your pen. Come on and show us your passion for virtue. Make us proud to know she will not be abandoned to the perils who might threaten this critical part of her life.

To assist you with this cause, we will help add a few glimpses to this part of her life. For starters, this precious gem of her heart has four very adorable paws, is a nice amber color and has the sweetest meow in the world. Yes, her kitten, Virtue, is so adorable.

It is just a shame that her landlady wants to evict her just because Virtue used her flowerbed for a litter box. It was an accident. Only happened about a hundred times. Is that a reason for the landlady to expect her to leave?

So can you defend her Virtue? Be able to write a worthy poem that will soften the hard heart of her landlady. We are counting upon your eloquent verse to prevent this tragedy.

(OMG! This was about her cat? Ah, er, um, it's my fault, I should have know to read penman's scenario before posting. I feel so -- nope, I'm not going to say it. Just HELP! ENTER, think it is the only way I can come away from this without feeling, um (never
mind.)

First place 1000 points ( and maybe an apology if this gets too silly)
Second place 600 points
Third place 400 points

Honorable mentions available.

Now for the dreaded rules. (I'm posting while gritting a smile)

1. No making fruit cake out of hair balls
2. No using a scratching pole for a toothbrush
3. No making tea from litter box leftovers
4. No using empty cat food cans to serve banana splits
5. No using toy mice as toe nail clippers