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CONTEST: Memories of a funny death.

OK, my last "Memories" contest was clearly satirical.
Except that 90%+ entrants didn't understand that.
Probably don't know what the word means.

Now, let me read a poem in which you laugh at someone's untimely demise.
Quite simple.
God bless you all.
You'll need it.

Enter as many times as you like. After all,
who can tell where DEATH will strike?
Like a horse farting.

Contest is Over

Contest was judged on February 11, 2008
Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 50, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 1 people
Final notes:
If you didn't win, this is because you were not as good as the winners. Please get in touch with me if you would like me to dedicate my new poem about how my auntie (twice removed) was hit by a cubic metre of frozen toilet waste from a passing flight in your home city.

Contest Winners

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Auntie Dora's Demise

Poor old auntie Dora, was a cook in the Royal Hotel Her days were spent in the kitchen,that usually stunk like hell

by nansie 20 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 7 3:32 PM 2008. In Fun
Bronze trophy winner

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The Boston Molasses Disaster

\Sometimes you feel like a nut. Somtimes you don't.\
\Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't.\

by Brendan Newcomb 74 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 19 10:09 AM 2006. In Weird
Honorable mention

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Entries [10]

1 - 10 of 10

The Rubber Bullet

Hiding – Ducking down behind the parapet,

by SeanF 24 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 15 5:57 PM 2008. In Humor

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Not Covered by Torts

It was a party trick
And the young lawyer

by Judith Chandler 20 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 15 6:19 PM 2008

• Commented on by judge.
Residence Runaway

Home and happy, he made the trek in his little box
And then into his cage with the special "escape-proof" locks
We didn't see a need to e

by Burmina 29 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 1 7:05 PM 2007. In Childrens, Humor, Life

• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
Twisted Body

You stare at me. / Think what you want. / I honestly don't care anymore. / You'll get what you deserve in the end. / I'll destroy you. / I'

by darkangel7567 20 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 7 2:13 PM 2007. In Weird, Personal, Dark, Fantasy, Anger, Hate

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Skii

The memories draw near It’s become clear

by andywontdie 23 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 4 10:00 AM 2008. In Contest, Fantasy, Life, Humor, Other, Personal

• Commented on by judge.
Too Much Of Heaven

The angels fall from heaven but we wonder why.

by SHadowHex666 23 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 17 3:05 PM 2008. In Contemporary, Hope, Life, Spiritual, Thoughts, Weird

• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
Yes, It's The End

here is another one for you not so much about death but about there being an end...enjoy.

by andywontdie 19 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 4 10:05 AM 2008. In Humor, Life, Contest, Other

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A true story

Mr wally had a jolly life when his death came

by maralisa 17 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 8 1:48 AM 2008

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