OK, my last "Memories" contest was clearly satirical.
Except that 90%+ entrants didn't understand that.
Probably don't know what the word means.
Now, let me read a poem in which you laugh at someone's untimely demise.
Quite simple.
God bless you all.
You'll need it.
Enter as many times as you like. After all,
who can tell where DEATH will strike?
Like a horse farting.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on February 11, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 50, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 1 people
- Final notes: If you didn't win, this is because you were not as good as the winners. Please get in touch with me if you would like me to dedicate my new poem about how my auntie (twice removed) was hit by a cubic metre of frozen toilet waste from a passing flight in your home city.
Contest Winners
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Poor old auntie Dora, was a cook in the Royal Hotel Her days were spent in the kitchen,that usually stunk like hell• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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\Sometimes you feel like a nut. Somtimes you don't.\
\Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't.\• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [10]
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Hiding – Ducking down behind the parapet,• Commented on by judge.
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It was a party trick
And the young lawyerby Judith Chandler 20 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 15 6:19 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
Home and happy, he made the trek in his little box
And then into his cage with the special "escape-proof" locks
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The angels fall from heaven but we wonder why.by SHadowHex666 23 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 17 3:05 PM 2008. In Contemporary, Hope, Life, Spiritual, Thoughts, Weird• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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here is another one for you not so much about death but about there being an end...enjoy.• Commented on by judge.
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Mr wally had a jolly life when his death cameby maralisa 17 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 8 1:48 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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I have another, about Jeremy Beadle, please re-open?
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