i decided it was time to put my points to use, and dish out some trophies, so i did what every smart person does and made a contest (and since i'm lazy i went with the options style contest)
so without further ado
OPTION ONE:
twisted love (the most related to the title)
twisted love is a concept i've discovered, maybe other people have called it other things, but i doubt they like it more than i do. if you want to see an example of twisted love, visit my page and look at some of the recent stuff, or if you're lazy enough to be on par with me, just listen to thanks for the memories
(even though they weren't that great
(he tastes like you only sweeter)
you get the idea
caution, you will not get brownie points
the deuce:
found poetry
this is where you go find something and write about it, but i want you to not ever tell me what it is, just make an abstract thought about it. furthermore you can do a found conversation, where you listen for wierd bits of diologue and put them together into some wierd mess.
you will go... Number 3!
the darkness is coming
write something dark, not just i wanna die, i hate everything, i want something sardonic, or at the least spooky
go fourth (see it's a pun)
Ron Paul
i'm a bit out o(RON PAUL STARE 8-|)f touch, but i heard presidential (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)candidate ron paul was out of the running, it was after this (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)that he became my favorite candidate (though i'm still voting for (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)steven (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)colbert)
why is he my favorite? at the same time that i heard this "news" i discovered (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)the answers to his presidential questionnarre
what would you bring with you to a desert island?
Ron: a boat
what is your dream job?
Ron: president of the united states of america
that being said i want you to describe what he's like, keep it funny and remember that i honestly have no idea what he is like in any way.(RON PAUL STARE 8-|) furthermore, if you know where (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)comes from you get a happy smile point, but only one because i'm running out
fifth element/option
tickle my
funny bone
write something funny, anything
last option i swear (6)
swashbucklers, slash assassins
pirates, ninjas, pirates and ninjas write about em
rules:
put the name of your option, ie:
-last option i swear (6)-
-fifth element/option-
-go fourth (see it's a pun)-
-you will go... Number 3!-
-the deuce:-
-OPTION ONE:-
as displayed between the -- s in your author's notes.
i'm lenient on vulgarity, but don't be stupid
if you put erotic in, i'll be pretty impressed, but i do not want to read either the word "cock" or "pussy" those are animals and have no place in human sex you sick bastard (however if you have a rooster and/or a cat having sex that might be interesting, might)
i'm linient on everything really, and have rampant disregard for conventional communication, spelling and grammar are secondary, and if you intentionally mispell it for an effect, hell why not?
also in your notes you should put a big ol' happy (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)
I will be reading every poem, but it could take me a while, so keep them short'ish
if i know you, don't go thinking i'll be easier on you, in fact i might even be harder on my friends than on strangers
so without further ado
OPTION ONE:
twisted love (the most related to the title)
twisted love is a concept i've discovered, maybe other people have called it other things, but i doubt they like it more than i do. if you want to see an example of twisted love, visit my page and look at some of the recent stuff, or if you're lazy enough to be on par with me, just listen to thanks for the memories
(even though they weren't that great
(he tastes like you only sweeter)
you get the idea
caution, you will not get brownie points
the deuce:
found poetry
this is where you go find something and write about it, but i want you to not ever tell me what it is, just make an abstract thought about it. furthermore you can do a found conversation, where you listen for wierd bits of diologue and put them together into some wierd mess.
you will go... Number 3!
the darkness is coming
write something dark, not just i wanna die, i hate everything, i want something sardonic, or at the least spooky
go fourth (see it's a pun)
Ron Paul
i'm a bit out o(RON PAUL STARE 8-|)f touch, but i heard presidential (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)candidate ron paul was out of the running, it was after this (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)that he became my favorite candidate (though i'm still voting for (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)steven (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)colbert)
why is he my favorite? at the same time that i heard this "news" i discovered (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)the answers to his presidential questionnarre
what would you bring with you to a desert island?
Ron: a boat
what is your dream job?
Ron: president of the united states of america
that being said i want you to describe what he's like, keep it funny and remember that i honestly have no idea what he is like in any way.(RON PAUL STARE 8-|) furthermore, if you know where (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)comes from you get a happy smile point, but only one because i'm running out
fifth element/option
tickle my
funny bone
write something funny, anything
last option i swear (6)
swashbucklers, slash assassins
pirates, ninjas, pirates and ninjas write about em
rules:
put the name of your option, ie:
-last option i swear (6)-
-fifth element/option-
-go fourth (see it's a pun)-
-you will go... Number 3!-
-the deuce:-
-OPTION ONE:-
as displayed between the -- s in your author's notes.
i'm lenient on vulgarity, but don't be stupid
if you put erotic in, i'll be pretty impressed, but i do not want to read either the word "cock" or "pussy" those are animals and have no place in human sex you sick bastard (however if you have a rooster and/or a cat having sex that might be interesting, might)
i'm linient on everything really, and have rampant disregard for conventional communication, spelling and grammar are secondary, and if you intentionally mispell it for an effect, hell why not?
also in your notes you should put a big ol' happy (RON PAUL STARE 8-|)
I will be reading every poem, but it could take me a while, so keep them short'ish
if i know you, don't go thinking i'll be easier on you, in fact i might even be harder on my friends than on strangers
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on January 24, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 2 people
- Final notes: thank you all for entering my first contest. it was hard to judge but in the end those that spoke to my ecclectic tastes took home the trophy.
Contest Winners
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Killing time with snow white blood
Smeared across snow white wallsby AngelsDemise 34 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 23 10:34 PM 2008. In Personal, Weird
Gold trophy winner
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by twilight seduction 66 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 23 9:10 AM 2008. In lyrics, abuse
Silver trophy winner
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In the darkness of the night you creep in And before morning could come• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Tainted by your love againby GypsyEyes 19 lines, 13 comments, on Dec 20 7:01 PM 2007. In Personal, Pain, My own style
Honorable mention
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I ride the roads where only toads
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Sitting on the couch,
laughing,by killerxwishes 44 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 23 9:04 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 3803211, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
Bronze trophy winner
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I am so confused, I can't make up my mind.by SHadowHex666 22 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 4 7:35 PM 2007• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Swirling flowing liquid
Oozing, creeping slowlyby Treagal 44 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 11 6:09 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I quietly creep across the land
I wish to see the full moon grand• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
A black moon rises over a blacker night
And who's to say we'll make it home at allby Kikai Ni 19 lines, 35 comments, on Jan 24 9:41 AM 2008. In Dark, Life, Lyrics, Spiritual, Collaboration, Teenage thinking, Running Away• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Ah... good ol's Ron Paul-he's our man-I'll have to bookmark this to come back to when I'm not so tired.
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I will be back!
but, no, I am not your father, I'm not even a man,
but yes, intersting, very interesting, my precious.
Hehe, I will seriously be entering this one.
~VoT
(careful of movie puns,)
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thanks for the HM!!!!
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thanks for playing along
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