This is my first contest and I hope you'll like it.
As the title indicates, I want funny poems.
I don't care what style or form.
I prefer rhyme, but I'll judge fair and square.
I allow pre-writes, because there are not many of us who can write a hilarious poem in 3 days. And I always enter contests with pre-writes, so why should I not allow PWs?
If you want to make fun of certain people, don't offend them or make hateful lines, okay?
Rules:
- Stick to funny poems (so no heartbreakers, teardroppers, sad poems) or else you will be DQ'd and removed.
- No WrItInG lIkE tHiS. It's annoying.
- Other usual rules apply.
Good luck in this contest and hopefully you'll win.
As the title indicates, I want funny poems.
I don't care what style or form.
I prefer rhyme, but I'll judge fair and square.
I allow pre-writes, because there are not many of us who can write a hilarious poem in 3 days. And I always enter contests with pre-writes, so why should I not allow PWs?
If you want to make fun of certain people, don't offend them or make hateful lines, okay?
Rules:
- Stick to funny poems (so no heartbreakers, teardroppers, sad poems) or else you will be DQ'd and removed.
- No WrItInG lIkE tHiS. It's annoying.
- Other usual rules apply.
Good luck in this contest and hopefully you'll win.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on January 5, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 150, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 4 people
- Final notes: I thank you all for your entries. It was a true pleasure to read your poems.
It was hard to pick a winner (how do you mean cliche?), but eventually I picked my favorites. Congratulations to the prize winners and hopefully I'll see you next time.
Contest Winners
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And on his farm he had a mutated cat.
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There once was a wee Irish skunk Who loved drink so he drank until drunkby Michael A. de Melo 5 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 20 2:32 PM 2007. In Limerick, Humor
Honorable mention
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Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [25]
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Walking down the street one night Everything was fine, feeling alrightby StrangerThanThouArt 19 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 2 2:30 PM 2008. In True Story• Commented on by judge.
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by Mr Majenta 60 lines, 17 comments, on Dec 10 11:45 AM 2006. In crazy• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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He was a little potato
Fell in love with a tomatoby Hunsignatr 29 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 21 8:06 PM 2007. In Weird song( i was messing around when i wrote it, and ended up liking it )• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
"Hello Mrs.Jones", Congratulations, you have won a free Womens Day cookbook", "All you have to do is subscribe to our one month offer for $12.95 of Womens Day or any other magazine of your choice", "Now how would you like toby VirginiaDarling 16 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 21 8:16 PM 2007. In Humor• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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They squeeze me on in the heat of passion.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I’m tired
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confucious says
Man steal neighbors canteloupe• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
by LoneFairrie 0 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 1 10:19 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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For some, the analogy of love being a tug of war is wrong.
Third, fourth, and fifth teams fail to realize that this isby Brendan Newcomb 87 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 14 12:09 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Mr. Tuna, paging Mr. Tuna, Mr. Charlie Tuna,
We have changed our minds, oh please Charlie,by jessebyrons 19 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 14 10:43 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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I had a little fun with this contest here is my poem!!by Trueheartforlife 8 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 1 6:20 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Twelve inches of pure sensation before her
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I pledge allegiance to the push-up bra
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This poem is for cheese lovers.by omg-its-sara 21 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 4 11:24 AM 2008. In Cheese• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Thank you for hosting and also for Gold. La x
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Thanks for the bronze trophy and also for holding this contest.
Lily
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