* IF you are easily offended, don't read the content and don't enter. YOu have been warned*
What I'm looking for with this contest, is for you to twist traditional Christmas Carols to the Dark side. I want dark, death, morbid...I want HORROR!
For an example of what I'm looking for, here are a couple of examples I've written up:
http://allpoetry.com/poem/3301210
http://allpoetry.com/poem/3419902
Another one I wrote just this morning:
http://allpoetry.com/poem/3706534
Have fun with this, but don't try to fob off mediocre rubbish, I WILL delete it if I think it's rubbish.
Rules (yeah Boo me, you aren't the first, and I guarentee you won't be the last)
1) Put the name of the original carol in your AN
2) No dirty pretty
3) Go Nuts and have fun!
Any thing else? Oh Yeah...Bah Humbug!!!
Good luck to everyone
What I'm looking for with this contest, is for you to twist traditional Christmas Carols to the Dark side. I want dark, death, morbid...I want HORROR!
For an example of what I'm looking for, here are a couple of examples I've written up:
http://allpoetry.com/poem/3301210
http://allpoetry.com/poem/3419902
Another one I wrote just this morning:
http://allpoetry.com/poem/3706534
Have fun with this, but don't try to fob off mediocre rubbish, I WILL delete it if I think it's rubbish.
Rules (yeah Boo me, you aren't the first, and I guarentee you won't be the last)
1) Put the name of the original carol in your AN
2) No dirty pretty
3) Go Nuts and have fun!
Any thing else? Oh Yeah...Bah Humbug!!!
Good luck to everyone
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on January 1, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 1000, Silver: 500, Bronze: 250, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: Thank you all so much for making my Christmas so much more fun. Everyone did well with this contest. Thanks for entering. Congratualtions to the winners, and for those who recieved nothing...you still won
Contest Winners
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Death to the world, a nightmare's come Destruction soon shall reign• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Over the ground lays a fountain of blood,
I hell-ground of fluid here as a flood,by Georgia La Mariposa 46 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 8 6:57 AM 2007. In Dark, Contest
Silver trophy winner
• Commented on by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 3688162, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 3699386, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 3700532, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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by Synthetic-Nightmare 34 lines, 29 comments, on Dec 7 11:27 AM 2007. In murder, christmas, christmas carol, gore, dark, lyrics, twisted, sick, pain, serial killer
Honorable mention
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Silent night, starless might,
man has staged his final fight,• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
by Edna Sweetlove 9 lines, 18 comments, on Jan 28 4:35 PM 2005. In Christmas, Erotica, Adult humour Honorable mention
• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Gold trophy winner
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Twas the night before Christmas I layed down to sleep,
I could catch no z's so into the nightI began to creep.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Sandy claws will emerge
from a chimney of smokeby artis 91 lines, 10 comments, on Dec 7 9:50 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. -
Frosty the snow man, was no fairy tale, no way.by islekine 26 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 7 12:49 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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by LoneFairrie 112 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 7 10:05 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Silent night, deadly night All is gone, blood is ripeby Josh the Communist 19 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 12 11:05 AM 2007. In Contest• Commented on by judge.
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He will start to laugh
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Kill the rats!, Please kill the rats!
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a parody of a night before christmas... check it out!• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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In the bleak mid winter,
Santa rode his sleigh,• Commented on by judge. -
it's christmas at Freddy Kruegers! Santa's come to slay• Commented on by judge.
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Woe, bloody night The dead are up and walking• Commented on by judge.
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warped xmas carols, this is going to be fun lol
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I hope so Bell
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So am I, im interested to know if any of the people entering will scare us or not lol.
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lmao. No-one has ever succeeded yet Hon...but there's a first ime for everything, lol.
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that santa=satan claws has freaky eyes lol
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I want some of those eyes! lol
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LOL
Demon, damn straight i'll enter!
This one's gonna be a challenge!!!
Let's see....i LOVE LOVE LOVE the song
"Do you Hear what I hear"
SooOOOoo.....i think i might twist that one
^_^
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Twist as many as you like. Just remember to put the original title in your AN. If I know Syn...This is gonna be a gross out fest! lmao
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hahaha
*evil grin*
Sadism is going to be fun in this one!
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Sadist Santa!
I look forward to your entry Syn
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LOL
i entered. Yeah, i fucked up cause i thought that i hit "new poem" and i typed it out and wondered why the contest wasn't there. Then i realized i hit "Add" which had NOTHING to do with the contest. LMAO
((thank god for pre-write options!!))
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I love what you wrote.
That is so coool, although I don't think my talent is in these peices. I'm nto sue i wanna try, I wouldn't know what carol to use. x]
Nice picture, by the way.
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Thanks very much. You can use any carol you wish...that is if you decide to enter.
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can you tell us all both of your fears so we can pick on them then...that way we have a better chance of scaring you!!!
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Ahhh Sarah, you know me...I have no fears
Many have tried to scare me, all have fallen at my feet, lol.
You can gross us out though, lol. I'm sure that's possible
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ummm we could be really evil, pick on past experiences or something like that huh? Just teasing
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lol.
Hang the whore and fuck her sideways
Fa la la la laaa, la la la laaaa
Castrate the man and poke his blue eyes
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lmao very good!!
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What can I say...I was born to Warp! lol
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and on a dark cold night, under full moon light
he flies into a fog, like a vulture in the sky..
and
they
call
him
SANDY CLAWS!
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